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Posted by RusselHappy
When I was young a robber needed to physically steal my money from the bank. These days all they need is a laptop and an internet connection.
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Posted by Jolanta
The only thing that has to be finished by next Friday, is next Thursday. Maureen Potter.
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Posted by SnowyOwl
Even the Jehovah's Witnesses have stopped picking a date for the end of the world, too much egg on the face. :D
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Posted by TheoryNumber3
Baffling high technology from the 60s
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Posted by SeaGreenEyez
I've got nothing. ... Uhmmmmm.... 不不不不不不不不不 Don't start insinuating you've done a man's penis enlargement unless you have done said procedure. I guess that's all I've got. 五五五五五
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Posted by Sierra4
Dont trust sports umpires or referees. I played in a softball game and the umpire really missed a call on a play. I ran up to him and asked if I could be thrown out of the game for what I was thinking. He said no. So I told him what I was ...
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Posted by Dyl1983
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes. I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!" Six couples got up and quickly ...
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1 day ago1d

Posted by puff
Just made some synonym buns. Just like grammar used to make.
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Posted by Gwendolyn2018
Did anyone keep a journal when they were young? I did! After a comment someone said on FB today, I got out my journal which I started writing when I was 16. The first entry is below, errors and all! I was not quite so blunt as I pretended to be, ...
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2 days ago2d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTrump Unravels on Fox News, Claims He Can Declassify Docs with His Mind: A Closer Look - YouTube
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2 days ago2d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor.... That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!
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2 days ago2d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKNew Rule: Fighting for America's Soul | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube
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2 days ago2d

Posted by alliwant
From the mind of Randall Munroe, creator of XKCD, an illustration of how a silly question that would fail miserably in real life could show us some serious science:
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2 days ago2d

Posted by skado
finding your voice
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2 days ago2d

Posted by towkneed
Now would be the perfect time for Klaatu to land
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2 days ago2d

Posted by alliwant
Some of my other online friends have a vast appetite for bad jokes. This one is a recent favorite:
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3 days ago3d

Posted by skado
If ghosts arent real then explain this!
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Dating hope for men - Remember, there is always hope, Matt Gaetz didn't get a high school date until his 30's.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Organist1
North Dakota woman brings raccoon into bar, charged with 'unlawful possession of fur bearers' among other crimes.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKT Confuses Hannity With Wild Mar-a-Lago Excuses | Breaking Squirrel News - YouTube
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3 days ago3d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTrump Can Declassify Documents by Thinking About It & Putin Faces Heat at Home | The Daily Show - YouTube
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Sierra4
I turned my iPod on and I clicked shuffle and since this being Bruce Springsteens birthday who do think played first? The Boss of course. God is great!
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3 days ago3d

Posted by phxbillcee
(Stole this from @bookofmorons , thanks!)
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "Define energy." Johnny: "I dont remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words." Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then." Johnny: "... and this is called energy."
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Organist1
Monkey sharpening knife. Be afraid...be very afraid! Imagine the implications! They also have been observed starting fires with matches.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by BDair
You will be hooked on this....
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Organist1
Trump enemy points out a perceived similarity between Trump and a howler monkey. Just odd, but maybe he's onto something.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKThings Just Got Worse For The Former President | Putin Says He's Not Bluffing About Russia's Nukes - YouTube
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4 days ago4d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKMonty Python Philosophy Football - YouTube
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Dyl1983
Pathetic. Qanon, citing The Simpsons, says something is going to happen on September 24th
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4 days ago4d

Posted by whiskywoman
Listening and attitude
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4 days ago4d

Posted by SpikeTalon
Meh, one of those days where the diabetes just won't cooperate no matter what I do...
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Jolanta
There are only two kind of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were. Anonymous.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
First, I'm not trying to sell this. I find it ridiculous. Anyways, here is a rotary (yes a real physical rotary) cell phone for 390$. I suppose it could stop younger people from making calls.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTrump Returns to Mar-a-Lago After Unwarranted & Illegal Raid & People Lie About Royal Funeral - YouTube
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5 days ago5d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKDeSantis Misled Migrants To Score Political Points | Stephen Raps Back At Utah Republican - YouTube
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5 days ago5d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKRon DeSantiss Migrant Stunt Spurs Probe and Trump Is Mad He Stole His Idea | The Daily Show - YouTube
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Posted by snytiger6
LINKTrump Might Have a Secret Kid and Mark Zuckerberg's Second Day in Congress | The Daily Show - YouTube
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Dyl1983
Giant dog is obsessed with wearing Crocs
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5 days ago5d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKUMass football team schedules 'Pride Day' for game against Liberty U.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by whiskywoman
Cave in Bulgaria and cracked egg stones in san juan
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5 days ago5d

Posted by waitingforgodo
How agnostic are you? Is the likelihood of god(s) in your opinion, vanishingly small but you acknowledge that proof of no god(s) is impossible? Do you consider that the probability of god(s) or a higher power is more than next to nothing? Or are ...
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6 days ago6d

Posted by Organist1
Here is a case in which truth is way stranger than fiction: Beyond Meat executive arrested for biting man's nose!
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6 days ago6d

Posted by Dyl1983
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6 days ago6d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKDeSantis' Cruel Martha's Vineyard Stunt Backfires; Trump Humiliates J.D. Vance: A Closer Look - YouTube
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6 days ago6d

Posted by snytiger6
LINKFlorida man marries the Bible
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6 days ago6d

Posted by MsKathleen
Nihilistic Password Security Questions
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6 days ago6d

Posted by SnowyOwl
Either that or we crop dust them with marijuana until they calm the heck down and come to their senses - or eat each other - whatever comes first. lol
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
One of the many reasons..
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
This dog is sort of the unofficial security dog of a Colombian College. And he's learned how currency works. Each day he brings a leaf to the Tuck Shop and gets a cookie in exchange.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by whiskywoman
halitosis beer and bacon
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1 week ago1w

Posted by whiskywoman
improve attitude
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1 week ago1w

Posted by waitingforgodo
If the evidence for an Abrahamic god is confined to a book of fairy tales then what is the logical basis for agnosticism?
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
"You know you don't spend what you don't have. And that seems to be what the left has gotten good at, they continue to spend the people's money. Incoherent jargon. Also, crime." ---Herschel Walker, what a winner!!
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
"And I'm SORRY Joe Biden, but I'll never APOLOGIZE" ---JR Majewski
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKIf You Dont Know, Now You Know - Asian Nations Reject Western Trash | The Daily Show - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by TMA2NC
LINKDon't you love a good antiphrasis? "Yeah, no, because..."
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
Let's make America great again... If only...
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Posted by Dyl1983
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Posted by Anonamoose
I have to tip my hat to whoever wrote the shirt label that made me laugh. (It's rayon.) I haven't tipped my hat this hard since I sat in "vegan leather" seats in a Tesla. (In my day, they called them plastic seats.) What's your favorite ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by puff
Don't listen, watch
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Secretguy
The History of Grape Nuts. For no particular reason.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Sgt_Spanky
A man steals $100 from a store then he buys $70 worth of goods from that same store using the $100 bill he'd stolen. He gets back $30 in change. How much money did the store lose in total? I think it's $30 because the store got back $70...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Ryo1
The most British thing ever: huge queue of royal mourners inspires gentle humour
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKNew Rule: A Unified Theory of Wokeness | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
Plastic surgery can be a real bitch.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lorajay
This is long but most of it's really funny. It's also old so any evaluates Sarah Palin, and people's comments that she was hot. He says " she's not really all that hot she's just hotter than we're used to."
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Sierra4
WARNING! Bad peanut butter joke.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by SpikeTalon
Get ready American sci-fi fans, the world's first flying bike will soon be landing in the US.-
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1 week ago1w

Posted by ASTRALMAX
SHIT HAPPENS! Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
Eat Jessica's Family
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Word
Would anyone have handy, a prepositioal dangling modifier for an indirect object? Sounds like something English to me.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by FvckY0u
Oh, I forgot to mention, when I took my house back I changed the wifi network name and password. It's now called "Atheist"
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1 week ago1w

Posted by TheoryNumber3
I wouldn't lose your head over it
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1 week ago1w

Posted by whiskywoman
love the one about time
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKDeSantis Sends Migrants to Marthas Vineyard & Little Mermaid Spurs Racist Rants | The Daily Show - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKDeSantis Owns The Libs By Making Them Look Compassionate | Biden Doesn't Joke Around - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKMark Meadows Complies with DOJ Subpoena; Brett Favre Scandal Texts Revealed: A Closer Look - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by redbai
It's "a" good book.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Ryo1
Tell us 不
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Barnie2years
LINKTruckload of dildos spills out onto Oklahoma highway - National Zero
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
McDonald's has actually spoken the truth
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKFBI Seizes Mike Lindells Phone at Hardees, DOJ Issues 40 Trump Subpoenas: A Closer Look - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Archeus_Lore
That fucking butler . . .
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
In the last three polls Herschel Walker has been beating Rafael Warnock. Hilarious.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Buttercup
Weird query, the only thing I ever have to sign for is phones. I get a lot of online crap delivered to my house. There must be some reason that phones are singled out.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Dyl1983
He looks like such a big boy! Donald Trump not invited to Queen Elizabeth's funeral
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1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6
LINKWe Predicted Every Insane, Criminal Step Down Nutball Treason Highway To January 6th - YouTube
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Ryo1
So who was offended exactly? Looks like the old chaps had a good time. Nursing home forced to apologise after stripper hired for residents
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1 week ago1w

Posted by mistymoon77
The answer to all you aches and pains.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today, said the professor, I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver. One med student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, Great, we have to sit through another organ recital.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by anglophone
Q: Why is masturbation like an anemic male monarch? A: Because they are both wan-king.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by redbai
Just saying...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Cows With Guns
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Dyl1983
I just want to give you nightmares.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by SnowyOwl
Ah the Taliban and soon it may be the Amerikaan version of the Taliban that will be making the rules and further oppressing us all.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by barjoe
LINKQueen's Corgis to Live With Duke and Duchess of York, Andrew and Sarah - CNN
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Word
Instead of biblical text being provided freely in every motel room, we provide curriculum for a doctor's degree of every kind, or simply free access to anything knowledge based.. And, it would most like have to be electronic and internet based so ...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Silver1wun
Okay, it's been 3 days. If Liz was Jebus, she'd be back on the throne. But no! She's still room temp. We've had the BLANKET coverage of her demise. Yet, it is as though something extraordinary was about to occur. That officious prig of a son...
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