This article was too funny! What REALLY had me ROTFLMAO was THIS little gem from the Gratis Police Dept in Ohio, which the posted on FB WITH a disclaimer that you can't really catch Vika directly as result of meth use:
WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth in Preble, Montgomery, Darke or Butler Counties it may be contaminated with the Zika Virus. Please bring it to the Gratis Police Department and we will test it for free. If you’re not comfortable coming into our office, please contact us and we’ll test your Meth in the privacy of your home.