How do I get over the grief of having a Joel Osteen block me on Twitter?

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How do I get over the grief of having a Joel Osteen block me on Twitter?

Have any of you other heathens been blocked by any great and powerful man of God?

#heathen #JoelOsteen #god #grief

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Answer 1

This made me literally Laugh out loud!

Answer 2

Oh dear , the most horrible of tragedies ! Offering my sincere condolences ! (har-har)

I'm sure you could reverse this offense by sending a big check ...

Answer 3

Charlatans have thin skins.

Answer 4

Joel Osteen: You mean of course
"the JESUS Clones/Twins" the two wierdos with
a Tabernacle and a website and lots of fake literature
I am FROM Houston and they have a Take Over Temple
next door to us (now I am in DALLAS)
prior years
just a cluster of moonies it's all voodoo math noise and
charisma

THEY DID YOU A FAVOR

Answer 5

Well, I'd suggest a gallon of your favorite ice cream or a bucket of KFC would help you get over your grief by making you say, "Good Grief! Why am I doing this?" That would be a good start.

Answer 6

All you can do is pray and have faith that he will forgive you for your sins by unblocking you.

Answer 7

I think you will recover fully automatically when you stop laughing.

Answer 8

OMG... I would never follow a Twitter feed from someone like that. I guess in the vein of Know Thy Enemy it might make sense. Generally speaking though I can't do Twitter...

Answer 9

I don't know who you're talking about and I don't care who blocks me.

Answer 10

Wow! How fortunate, you have been saved! Saved from brainwashing.....

Answer 11

You can’t, I’ve tried. ????

Answer 12

Get blocked by 45?

Answer 13

Well now I’m just jealous! What did you say to the delicate flower to earn such an honor?

Answer 14

The only way would be to pray!!!

Answer 15

You could date me instead?

Answer 16

Send more money. And more money. And even more.LOL That will let you back into the ridiculously phony "ministers" life. If it doesn't work, then seek grief counseling.

Answer 17

Well, you always could meditate on the millions and millions of dollars he has thanks to the ignorance and stupidity of his followers.

Answer 18

just because they are "powerful" does not means they are "great". But you need to Get Over That for our own sake. He just sent you the message that "god don't love you anymore"

Answer 19

Congrats! I should check my twitter too, I spent hours insulting him on twitter the other day, i could be blocked too... might have to start a club, or get t shirts printed.

Answer 20

You can tweet to Elon musk. He doesn't block us.

Answer 21

Invite all of us, we will bring lots of alcohol, and we will help you get over your grief. There may be dancing.

Answer 22

Are you kidding? That's a mark of pride!

Answer 23

It's gonna be tough, be strong????????

Answer 24

I am still laughing!!!

Answer 25

I think you should drown your sorrow with Champaign!!


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