Close your eyes if you don't like (mildly) dirty jokes.

So in my former post, "How will you be spending New Years Eve?", I asked you all what you'll be doing for New Years Eve. I mentioned that I wanted a joke to tell my hubby on New Years.

A friend sent me a good one. Said, I could share it with you. Here it is:

A novice nun decides to take a walk around the covenant. At the rear of the covenant, she notices two sisters huddled in a corner. They appear to be smoking cigarettes. Shocked she exclaims "if the reverend mother catches you, you'll be in serious trouble." She quickly calms down and asks the two sisters what they do with their cigarette butts.

The elder nun reaches into her pocket and produces a packet of condoms. She opens one and places the cigarette butts in it and ties it in a knot. The other nun explains "when we go into the community we will find a trashcan and dump the butts into it. That way there is no more evidence."

The novice nun thought this was a rather clever way to get rid of the evidence. It was not long before she joins the other two nuns at the rear of the covenant. One day, she went to the pharmacy.

The pharmacist asked her if he could be of assistance. The novice nun asked to buy some condoms. The pharmacist blushed, quickly regained his composure and asked her what size she'd like to buy. She asked what sizes were available. The pharmacist said "we have regular, large, extra large, and big liar size." The nun replied, "do you have any that would fit a Camel?"

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