Very nice. I have 4 dogs! I'm an extrovert but I spend a lot of time with myself, reading, doing assignments for school, watching good movies, attending events at the University, and pet sitting.

Right now I'd be thrilled if I found one that read, 'lesbian, lives in Puget Sound area.'. ?

Read mine, laugh and understand why I'm an introvert.

Ib would look for your profile to tell me more about you.

gotta admit - sounds practical - minus the dog qualification

I like to see these things, or something equivalent:

1. "Very rational thinker"

2. "Enjoys academia"

3. "Feminine"

I also like it when I come across a woman who is earnest. That is a seriously undervalued trait. Dating formalities can get too layered and drawn out, it pisses me off when too much posturing is required to land dates sometimes.

Now, if my profile were perfect, what would it look like? It would probably be the same one, except it would mention an esteemable and well paying job, ample investment revenue outlets and a graduate degree in something difficult. Oh, and I could be less fat. But that's it, I don't really give a sh%t about mentioning my hobbies. In fact, I don't even see hobbies as a lfiestyle thing. Once I master an activity, I speculate on the next thing, and that's it. Humans are not definite, so I am not going to pretend that I am definite. I'm hundreds of billions of neurons in a body that has a degree and manner of influence on those neurons.

If I know something is cool or whatever, I will affirm and may indulge in it, and that's it.

Looking for a Netflix buddy. The chill comes later.

Witty, debonair, clean-shaven man seeks outgoing middle aged wisecracking blonde for exchanging witty banter while fishing, dining, travel, and more. Homebrewing skills a plus, along with knowing the scientific names in Latin for a wide range of aquatic organisms. Please have multiple dogs and an assortment of mismatched kitchen appliances.

Obviously, I am going to die alone.

Everyone should watch the movie "Full Disclosure"

I'm currently unavailable because I met the perfect woman for me!

Man seeking woman who loves the outdoors especially offshore fishing. Smart and witty are a plus. Fascination with science and the wonders of our natural world are desired traits. Education level is not a factor but should realize that google is not a university. Interested in Long Beach walks. No Trumpers need apply. Please post picture of the biggest fish you have ever caught and the place where you go for serenity. If you don’t have any fish pictures that’s ok we will get you one. ?

Read my profile and be the male version....except retired and not tied down.

Apparently it doesn’t matter since most men only look at the pictures. Haha!

Seeking soul mate who doesn't mind waking up to Walter Matthau look-a-like every morning. Also, must consider the aroma and application of Bengay cream an aphrodisiac.

More practical than romantic..?

Mine should probably read "brutally honest grump with a dumb sense of humour seeks someone willing to put up with me. Preferably vegetarian, skeptical as fuck, and into really weird metal music. Please be under 5'8", I'm tired of looking up at people all the damn time."

I would scrap whatever dating profile I had after getting bad mouthed to the the point of deleting the original profile and come back new. There’s a T shirt in the end game.

The wording's immaterial, I just need to look like Brad Pitt (or A.N.Other)

My profile says it all.

Seeking woman with boat who likes to fish. Send picture of boat. Otherwise my present profile will suffice for my purposes.

"Has to be seen to be believed" just spend 20 minutes with me. No seriously, any longer than that and you'll realize I'm really bitchy.

Middle aged knight errant in shining armour with a few dents from tilting at windmills and burnishing from dragon fire, seeks mature queen of all she surveys, with feminine wiles and clever repartee for further adventures and romantic escapades.
(self absorbed princesses and other pretenders need not apply)

Live in female carer/companion/escort/dog walker needed. Patience essential. Ideal woman should be optimistic and have a sense of humor. Independent wealth desirable. Cat lover's need dot apply.

Lecherous old duffer seeking promiscuous middle aged woman with body of a beauty queen and mind of a Cairo sewer... well you did ask.

Knackered old, middle aged female. Grumpy, hates travelling and hiking. Seeks adoring male stripper/fireman hunk/male model adonis in their late 20s who is only attracted to haggard type women with red hair and no one else ever.