You want an odd job man then ?

Female seeking for a smart, classy, elegant, fun and good cooker SALSA DANCER!!! yesssssssssssssssss
too much ?? LOL

Has nice Duplex, one side empty.

My wife always said she liked my ass but I'm now starting to question this as a Master Builder.

Seeking a sexy lady that cooks and cleans, and turns into a ham sandwich after sex.

perfectly imperfect no gerbles yet or chickens or other farm animals

Mine would be daft silly clever funny guy wanted. Must like gin

Read mine. And do the opposite

Knackered old, middle aged female. Grumpy, hates travelling and hiking. Seeks adoring male stripper/fireman hunk/male model adonis in their late 20s who is only attracted to haggard type women with red hair and no one else ever.

Lecherous old duffer seeking promiscuous middle aged woman with body of a beauty queen and mind of a Cairo sewer... well you did ask.

Live in female carer/companion/escort/dog walker needed. Patience essential. Ideal woman should be optimistic and have a sense of humor. Independent wealth desirable. Cat lover's need dot apply.

Middle aged knight errant in shining armour with a few dents from tilting at windmills and burnishing from dragon fire, seeks mature queen of all she surveys, with feminine wiles and clever repartee for further adventures and romantic escapades.
(self absorbed princesses and other pretenders need not apply)

"Has to be seen to be believed" just spend 20 minutes with me. No seriously, any longer than that and you'll realize I'm really bitchy.

Seeking woman with boat who likes to fish. Send picture of boat. Otherwise my present profile will suffice for my purposes.

My profile says it all.

The wording's immaterial, I just need to look like Brad Pitt (or A.N.Other)

I would scrap whatever dating profile I had after getting bad mouthed to the the point of deleting the original profile and come back new. There’s a T shirt in the end game.

Mine should probably read "brutally honest grump with a dumb sense of humour seeks someone willing to put up with me. Preferably vegetarian, skeptical as fuck, and into really weird metal music. Please be under 5'8", I'm tired of looking up at people all the damn time."

More practical than romantic..?

Seeking soul mate who doesn't mind waking up to Walter Matthau look-a-like every morning. Also, must consider the aroma and application of Bengay cream an aphrodisiac.

Apparently it doesn’t matter since most men only look at the pictures. Haha!

Read my profile and be the male version....except retired and not tied down.

Man seeking woman who loves the outdoors especially offshore fishing. Smart and witty are a plus. Fascination with science and the wonders of our natural world are desired traits. Education level is not a factor but should realize that google is not a university. Interested in Long Beach walks. No Trumpers need apply. Please post picture of the biggest fish you have ever caught and the place where you go for serenity. If you don’t have any fish pictures that’s ok we will get you one. ?

I'm currently unavailable because I met the perfect woman for me!

Everyone should watch the movie "Full Disclosure"