So, what real destination would be your personal Hell?
Zur Höll... Burggasse 8, 91541 Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany
Lovely and raucous bar/restaurant that I visited with some friends when I lived in Germany.
My version of hell is where all my friends are. It's fabulous! Heaven, on the other hand... ugh!
America.....
@silvereyes I suppose I could cope somewhere out in the backwoods off grid self sufficient with a group of like minded people. My Gr gr gr granddad and grandmother went to the US in the early 1800's passage paid by the Salvation Army to spread the word and learn a trade, they came back at the first opportunity and I think I have a genetic aversion to the place LOL!
The White House!!!
...and that's my SECOND choice!
A journey through my mind, perhaps. Or a direct route to my job.
NO SHIT.....isn't it great how everybody fucking hates each other??? And the high money makers are a bunch of phony lying asshole. I used to work at MOTOROLA, what a bunch of back stabber.....WTF...... the more money they make, the cheaper they are. Cheap fuckers, just go to lunch with them and see how much money they leave for a tip. OMG
MetroHealth Medical Center 9th floor Stroke unit.
Oh wait, I mean the entire state of Alabama, where being a child molester just barely disqualifies you from being elected to the US Senate.
I actually went to Hell Michigan. I smoked pot there. That way I could say I 'burned' in Hell.
In all seriousness, my real destination of personal Hell would be the experiences I had while fighting in the Desert Storm theater of war.
Hell was really, right here on earth. In biblical times they actually had deep pits where they burn the criminal to death, they called it hell. In those times people died before age 30, that was a living hell on its own.
I just asked SIRI (on my I phone) to take me to hell. The phone answered "My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon". LOL...during my last IOS software upgrade I was not notified they were including a smart ass lexicon.
I actually did. And it gives me two options:
Hell, Norway (https://goo.gl/maps/eZgkpfRjreA2)
or Hell Hole Bar, Michigan (https://goo.gl/maps/aePsRGeawMq)
Sorry for the non-joke
P.S. it turns out that Hell can be a really cold place, who would tell?