There's a Hell in Norway too, so feel free to use that one

@TheMiddleWay @Jnei @silvereyes HAHAAAA! Sooo you would all end up with meeeee! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! For I am Lilith. Come. Enjoy our delicious FIRE PIT BBQ and our HOT HOT HOT Carolina Reaper Chili Pot Pie! Then take a stroll along our fire and brimestone district that lead you to a comfy hotel room with a FANTABULOUS Lave Pit Hot Tub! We are a beatuful town, you see, just Dont Forget to buy your Hell T-shirts and Key Chains on the way out. Thank you. This has been a public announcement from the Tourist Community of Hell Michigan. Have a BLESSED DAY!!

oh yes, and we ARE currently Frozen Over, buuut... frostbite feels as hot and painful as fire so we have Still got all your sadist needs met!

And don't mind the looping track of Hotel California playing in he background...

@Jnei yup there is. i also found Horse Heaven in the US if anyone needs some heaven. lol

Is there many churches there?

I've been told the summers are unbearable. Is that true?

@betpaq. Yes... Dallas is terrible. My wife is from Houston. When I visited it was warm in her house about 73. She would tell me it's comfortable...yeah..right! Now that we're married at my house/our house. It stays on 68 in the summer. Lol... 73 would be burning up..lol.

@BucketlistBob

Right now 68 degrees sounds right balmy.

@betpaq. Oh geeze... I understand... BRRRR!

Thsts one of my clever A.A. statements.

They used steam to dissolve process leaked from seals on pumps. We used cool vests to keep from fainting.

@silvereyes. Ok Silver... looks like a story now. when I was a millwright there before i escaped to being a planner. I would have to rope off the area where I was working. Put on a cool vest with supplied air. Then I had to put chemical suit on with supplied air and a 5 minute escape bottle on my side. I pulled the wet end and suck out the case with a vacuum tubing the install a 12 inch caustic scrubber hose to the case to vacuum the fumes. Tear down the seal in the same location and use chemical soap to Decon the components. Then remove the 12 inch hose and install the new wet end. Worst job I ever had and I was in shape with the best of them. I've got five trades I can do and I did 4 of them there. I went to heaven when I got hired as a machinist at an oil refinery...lol

@silvereyes I suppose I could cope somewhere out in the backwoods off grid self sufficient with a group of like minded people. My Gr gr gr granddad and grandmother went to the US in the early 1800's passage paid by the Salvation Army to spread the word and learn a trade, they came back at the first opportunity and I think I have a genetic aversion to the place LOL!