Fox "news" would still label him as an anti-capitalist non-patriot and then vilify him, while Evangelicals shouted "Lock Him Up!"

Been hearin he’s commin back! Any day now Let’s ask ~

if you said the kind of stuff said in bibles you would be thrown in the funny farm.

What if Jesus came today?
Would he be the son of God?
Or would we laugh at him and say
"This hippy preacher's rather odd!"?

Would any harken at his word
And dare to nod in sympathy--
Or all decry "This man's absurd!"
And "Get this guy away from me!"?

"He wants to spend more on the poor
"And treat the ailing sick--
"He doesn't care what wealth is for...
"He's a socialist! It's all a trick!"

"Put him in the looney bin
"And throw away the key!
"We can't have goons like him begin
"To undermine society!"

I think it fairly safe to tell
(In light of our modern way)
Not many folk would like it well
If Jesus came today

Is this a hypothetical question? For fun? Because it assumes Jesus existed. Not much evidence for that.

Ummmm....because it's a made up story.....that would be my guess

Hmmm... Just came to think... Was Jesus literate? I mean I do not remember any line in the Bible mentioning him writing even a memo note. While his disciples obviously were literate (or got so at some point), to write their gospels, there isn't a single line in written by him personally.
So we do not know really was he pretending to be doing miracles, or his disciples attributed this to him posthumously as they certainly did need him to have done some miracles, in order for their preaching to have some appeal through the commoners.

Christianity is a Jewish religion. History is written by the winners. The American Indian was massacred. They were wiped out by Christians. Christians won. Jesus is myth. Even if he was real, which is suspect........ he died for no one. If there comes a time when there is some kind of judgement, Jesus did NOT die for Adolf Hitler, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck. It is better to live life believing that "what goes around comes around" The world is a better place, if you are NOT a murderer, a rapist, a child molester. a thief.......Is it important to be kind to your fellow man??? If you are an atheist, and/or agnostic......the question is.....are you gonna leave this world a better place??? And remember, for the most part grandmothers are the same in all religions and countries. My brothers and sisters...They bake a lot of cookies!!! GRAMMAS RULE!!! Most grammas LOVE their kids/and grand kids..........NO MATTER WHAT THEY BELIEVE!!!! My mother did NOT give a rats ass what I believed.......she was too busy trying to pay the bills. I pray to MOM. Screw the POPE......king pedophile!!!

But then faith wouldn't be necessary. Faith is required to please God. The central premise of Christianity is to NOT require proof, but only have faith.

Fucking weird shit.

Jesus could give tours of Jerusalem following the winding Via Dolorosa to the stations of the cross.

I was thinking about that water wine issue. They do have powdered alcohol and from what I gather it is not as new of an idea as they would have us believe.

In the immortal words of the Hulk, "puny god".

Or maybe he was a fictions character in the first place?

Defeats the purpose. People are supposed to belief on faith. If it's well documented, it isn't faith. Check out Lenny Bruce.