A little dab will do you. (Brilcream), If you remember this one your old

Apple 1984:

????1-877- cars for kids... K A R S cars for kids... ????

Hold the pickles, hold the ketchup,
special orders don't upset us,
something, something, something, something,
have it your way...

Have it yourrrr way, have it your way...

• "Whatever it is I think I see becomes a __ to me!"
• "__, take me away!"
• "Gimme a break, gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that __."
• "Oh, what a feelin'! __!"
• "This is not your father's __. This is the new generation of __."

"Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz. Oh, what a relief it is." Guess which product.

Coca-Cola I'd like to teach the world to sing.....

I guess I'm living in bubble land. I haven't seen a commercial in years.

Me as a kid asking my grandmother "what is VD"? (as I'm wondering what's going on with the girl and her horse since I was a horse freak as a kid)

Land o' lakes spread with sweet cream...low on fat and cholesterol free!

The Burger King scares the living crap out of me! Literally haunts my dreams!

Oha s remember the Pepto Bismol song? “Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.”

McDonalds Kiwi burger ad from 1999, very catchy. Kiwi burgers they bring them out every now and then, I have never tried one.

“Help...I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“Clap on clap off, the clapper.”

“I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...”

None of them... I purge them from my soul. Fortunately, our adverts are a lot less... mentally invasive, so I find them a lot easier.

Unless we're talking about an accident that wasn't my fault. Then I know that Hampson Hughes are the people to go for if I want compensation.

Mentos, the fresh maker, I go Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs, frosted flakes, they're greeeat, fill your cup to the rim with the rich taste of brim, for prell shampoo "Gee your hair smells terrific," leggo my eggo, the incredible edible egg, kool-aid guy crashing through a wall "ooh yeeeah!". I could go on... Oh yeah I want a pop, I want a sha-sha-sha- Shasta!

My dog's better than your dog
My dog's better than yours
My dog's better cuz he eats kennel ration
My dog's better than yours.

The meow mix commercial that was nothing but meow about 50 times

I am delighted to say,none! Sold my TV 18 years ago and do not miss it......

The old Exxon commercials with the dinosaur in your tank.
American Airlines, the only way to fly
The new spectrum commercials with the possessed dummy.

Was an old one where the mom was doing laundry. The kid said mom can I go outside and play captured the aliens, mom says sure. In a later frame the mom has her backed turned. The kid has this alien large alien connected to a collar. The boy says mom what do I do with prisoners. The mom shove them in the closet. So they show him pushing the alien in the closet. The mom turns around just after the closet door shuts. Think it was a laundry detergent add.

I love the Geico pigeons...
Also the Tarzan one..
And recently , a different company, the kid with a flat tire. " is this a tire iron ?"

fill it up to the rim with Brim
brrrrrr aqua sleepman its cold...
don't squeeze the charmin
only you can prevent forest fires
they'rrre greeeeaat?

That dumb bitch who says she doesn't know what a computer is she writes a whole Insect Power Point on an Apple Computer

I will never forget the OREO song.
Do you know exactly how to eat an oreo, well to do it, first unscrew it, very fast. Cause a kid will eat the middle of an oreo first and save the chocolate cookie outside, for last.