Sex. And, then what?
Older movies always had people lighting up cigarettes after sex. Cigs are no longer the "cool" thing to do. What should the after sex activity be instead?
Help me make a new cliche. 
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.We have the term fore-play but how about after-play?
JackPedigo
Level 9
Jan 28, 2018
9
Afterplay. Would that be where the woman is intent on snuggling, while all the man can think about is how much he needs to go pee?
(Damn! How do I turn off auto-correct? Just noticed my comment got changed from "snuggling" to "struggling," two VERY different connotations!!!)
@MikeInBatonRouge Not in my play plan.
@MikeInBatonRouge Struggling? Or snuggling? Cause the first is a bit creepy.
@MrLizard Hate to tell you, I am older and don't have that problem!
Peeing, NOT due to weak bladder, but to male physiology--the body wants to clear out the plumbing, so to speak, after sex, so there is a built in reflex urge a short while after sex. I promise I did not make this up. lol How have you not noticed this?
Back to the original question what to call the after play, I used to think of it as afterglow. Waiting for the heart rate to drop back to where it belongs and the breathing to return to normal. At least I think that is what I remember.
@HippieChick58 I call it being conscious of your partner and take a little time to look at each other, maybe share some words of appreciation. My late partner liked to have her back rubbed afterward. Basically, not letting the basic drive to roll over and sleep take over.
@HippieChick58 i love you!
@mangro Awww, thank you!!
Deflate the doll...
Hominid
Level 7
Jan 28, 2018
42
You do realize that you can order dolls with "real feel" cyberskin that are life like in All areas and anatomically correct? Best part,no pump needed!
Though a seperate closet might be called for..
EMC2:
The doll has a lot of holes on it as there were times I staggered home and hit the mop then the doll.
I remember in my younger years, after sex we would wait a few minutes and have more sex, Now being mature , I do it right the first time and catch a nap
ROFLMAO!! Please, I just ate! OW!
There was no option for "get the fuck out".
KKGator
Level 9
Jan 28, 2018
14
Lolololol...
haahaaahaaa!
ask them if they have heard about the mating rituals of the preying mantis. then see how quickly they vacate your bed. hee hee
@witchymom Probably why I'm still single. LOL
Surely it's undoing the handcuffs ...
ToakReon
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
24
Well, let's not be hasty. The night's not over.
Yep. Sleeping in handcuffs is not fun.
I usually just pay her the agreed-upon fee, and include a tip if she did that thing I really like, and then head home.
resserts
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
26
Order a pizza
ChrisCamper
Level 4
Jan 28, 2018
5
good plan. Although in my case, its cornflakes since I am allergic to tomato sauce. haha! I like to watch Star Trek Next Gen and kill a bowl of cornflakes, but yeah, general plan is the same.
@Sadoi that's why you substitute hot sauce in for the pizza sauce. Also did you know patrick stewart got knighted?!
@ChrisCamper well im allergic to tomatoes, onions and garlic soo... that still may be an issue! haha and yes! i looove patrick and know just about everything about him! lol
I always said my ideal man would be a blend of Picard, Data and Worf! haha
@Sadoi when you have some downtime you should listen to the episode of Ask Me Another that he is a guest in. I guarantee you will love it
@Dinner, duh.
Everyone with a stomach knows you boink first, then eat.
...right?
stinkeye_a
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
17
Absofuckinglutely!!
I'm for get your clothes and get out.
SonderOpia
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
3
I said eating cupcakes because if you aren't hungry after, it wasn't that good.
Solidarity
Level 4
Jan 28, 2018
2
And also because I consider cuddling part of sex not just something to do "after." If you don't cuddle, you did not finish.
I replaced the cupcake with cornflakes since im not that into sweets and desserts. cornflakes are more bland and boring. haha
Grabbing one's smartphone and zoning out with that. It seems to be the only thing as broadly addictive as smoking.
MikeInBatonRouge
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
6
I find it a compliment when my partner falls asleep after sex. It means we squeezed as much out of that moment as we possibly could and left nothing on the table, or bed, or carpet, or wherever we are.
EricTrommater
Level 9
Jan 28, 2018
8
Lucky you ... My partner normally falls asleep during .
Austin Powers: "that was groovy baby. Want to shag again?"
Jack-of-scythes
Level 6
Jan 28, 2018
1
Heh. Thanks for that. Too much seriousness about sex. Go out. Get sweaty. Make mistakes. Laugh when you fart.
Deep intelligent conversation-Cuddling...
Luke1988
Level 3
Jan 28, 2018
1
oh man i cringe when i see the word "Cuddle" And "sex" together! I think... i must be a weird chick because... i hate to cuddle. after sex, all i want to do is bail and get some cornflakes! I mean, we can chill and what not, but... i Dont want to cuddle. I was just up close and personal enough. I think I wouldn't require much more beyond that for awhile. haha
Hmm I was about to list what I Actually want to do After sex, Always! ...but then I saw "Smoke a blunt" and I was like, "ooh yeeaah... " so I wish to incorporate the Blunt with that I really do. I am no fan of "after sex cuddling." After the deed is done, I'm ready to grab a bowl of cornflakes, turn the tube on and cue up the Star Trek Next Generation!! That is how I ROLL... (a blunt) heehee!!
Sadoi
Level 7
Jan 28, 2018
0
Reading some of the comments reminded me of the people that after having sex... feel Remorse, I don't know if the act, the choice of partner, their self esteem. Is like the woman that in the morning look at you and say "I am such a slut" or my friend that after finishing the act don't want anything to do with her anymore. We humans have way too many hangups, we carry that baggage around. I like the people that are happy with themselves, who they are, what they become. Because those had shed their baggage. I had never made love to someone thinking/wishing she was somebody else. I wonder if any of you ever did. Not passing judgement, many of you sure are working toward that shed the baggage dealio. And there may be some that never carried baggage. But there are those that are looking for somebody else in you or you looking for somebody else on them. About remorse... did I got it wrong?
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Jan 29, 2018
0
I'm with you Silver... I'm going to be worn out so a bottle of wine will be excellent. Then a dip in the pool. Maybe another bottle wine... just a tad more... not the whole bottle.
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Jan 28, 2018
5
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