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If you were asked to submit a song for a porn soundtrack, what song would you add?

Set the mood. I'm going with a Chef song from South Park. You know, Chocolate Salty Balls. I think it'd be great right smack in the middle of the soundtrack.

I'm not sure if this is going to be kinky or funny, but hey... good times.

silvereyes 8 Jan 30

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"my ding a ling"

...Fell so hard I heard bells ring!

Now that song brings back memories. LOL πŸ˜›

lmao

@Tecolote that's really sad.

But at least he didn't confuse Chuck Berry with Chuck Berris ("Gong Show" host ... his name was pronounced the same way) . πŸ˜€

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Okay... I know this question was not meant for me so I'll go with the Hookie Pookie. LOL

Betty Level 7 Jan 30, 2018

Yeah! Shake it All About!

@HeyHiHullo

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This is distressing πŸ˜›

@Blindbird what was I thinking

@twshield Lol!!!

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I am curious, where do you come up with some of your questions? Since I have been branded a music "snob" I have no idea of a porn soundtrack.

Don't play coy with us you heathen!

@silvereyes
Probably while watching porn with shitty music...

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I'm in love with a stripper, Dick in a box, The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying, Mother Lover.

This is destined to become a very twisted, uncomfortable porno. Lol

Forgot about 'Dick-In-A-Box' ! In the same vein (tee hee) 'Mother Lover'

You got that right sweetie!

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Ask and you shall receive...
Lords of Acid.

Gotta check this one out.

Classic!

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in jest,

bummer, works on this end.

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Great one! We are building one hella good play list.

I'd never actually watched the video before. Very nice. πŸ™‚

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Bolero as composed by Maurice Ravel. It's like a 15 minute orgasm.

absofuckinlutely!

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This song is the best make-out song I've ever heard.

I remember "love to love you baby". still play macarthur park too... but make out? clothes got to come out man... she was Amazing. Those were the days of guys with vans with water bed in it. No motel needed if you knew where to park. And no scare of aids or herpes. We lived life.

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The South Park song might make me lose my erection lol

@silvereyes If you are then maybe it could be a popular niche. You can start your own website and become rich lol

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What! Nobody said "Closer" by NIN. Probably pretty much anything by early Enigma as well

No kidding!

Oh shit, you're right. "Closer" would be great

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I would say the song that gets the most erections is the Star Spangled Banner. If you can't get up for it, you are in trouble.

jeffy Level 7 Jan 30, 2018

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This song is also known as "Closer"

@silvereyes You've got good taste!

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Past Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

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Gee, depends on the plot.

Is this one man and one woman of a similar age? Something by Barry White.
Is it a MILF and younger guy? Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel
Gang bang? Led Zepp Whole Lotta Love.
Mother daughter with boyfriend or step dad? Queen, Tie your Mother down

Led Zeppelin "The Lemon Song"

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The Kids Aren't Alright

Source:
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Salt N Pepa's "Push it"

Push it good LOL

...Push it REAL good!

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A friend once gave me the soundtrack for the movie "Sliver," which I never saw.

Later I learned from my gf -- after the friend recognized me and, dressed in a bunny suit, rushed to our table to greet me in a restaurant on Halloween night, ignoring my gf and also her bf, who was, in turn, looking hangdog in what I think was a dog suit – that she’d had a crush on me. I’d cluelessly missed that that compilation was her romantic mixtape.

Since then I’ve always imagined that whole soundtrack as potentially great porn music.

(She’s an atheist too, so if she's on this site: Hi, I always thought you were lovely, but it wouldn’t have worked out.)

Sliver is a really good movie!!

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AC/DC Got you by the balls seems appropriate.

Shook me all night long is good one!

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Since Rocky Horror is on my mind...this one.

love this song...and 'There's a light over at the FRankenstien Place'....love it.

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Venetian Snares: "Mutant Cunt Sniffer"

Jnei Level 8 Jan 30, 2018
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I want to come up with something funny, but that part of my brain isn't working right now. So, I'll just post this instead (NSFW):

There must be something wrong with me because I have no shortage of songs coming to mind LOL

seewhatididthere? lol

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AC/DC Big balls

One night in Bangkok also crossed my mind.

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