Set the mood. I'm going with a Chef song from South Park. You know, Chocolate Salty Balls. I think it'd be great right smack in the middle of the soundtrack.
I'm not sure if this is going to be kinky or funny, but hey... good times.
I think of old vintage porn. Where the saxophone and bongos play when the man opens the door and says Hi!!!
Boom wack a wack a wack Boom!!! Wack a wack a wack.
Then the lady says Hi!!! Boom wack a wack, then you figure out the rest.
Old (and real) Duke Ellington song: She's Fat and Forty, but Lordy She's My Meat.
"Ring My Bell" -Anita Ward
'Knock on Wood' Amii Stewart