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Double entendre: Erotica Intentional or Not?

In the Bible and in churches, Jesus is represented as a lover -- a bridegroom and his followers as a bride. When I look at these actual church signs I can't help but think these are intentional. The last one cracked me up. Come on. No adult can be that extremely naive, or can they?

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VictoriaNotes 9 Jan 31
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Hello Mae West. I see what you see. LOL But they are serious and maybe on some can not even go there.

My favorite actress.

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OMG! Hilarious!!!! 😀

Ok, some may be intentional, to grab attention, but most I think have just not been thought out. LOL

@VictoriaNotes, definitely messed up! I don't remember that being taught, but maybe I'm just blocking it out. LOL

Supposedly nuns used to put curtains up so god couldn't see them when they bathed! What, he didn't have x-ray vision?!?

@phxbillcee, right? Hahaha....lmao.... 😀 😉 😀

@phxbillcee I used to hide under the bed when I was about 4 so god couldnt see me

@btroje Yes, but you were 4. Sorta makes a difference!

@phxbillcee like maybe he couldnt see me then?

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If I were a preacher trying to fuck, as many are, the women/men/children/whatever in my parish...planting subliminal messages might be a good start.

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Unintentional but unbelievable!

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Might be an attempt at subliminal advertising - who gives those signs more than a passing glance? Or perhaps a subconscious lapse by the sign's author? Pretty funny!

jeffy Level 7 Jan 31, 2018
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Sexual exploitation of children workshop? WTF! Now there are instructional classes?

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The best laugh, thanks 🙂

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I think it's both. The one that made me howl was "Peter in me". One I'm surprised was not there was the second coming of Christ.

rofl 🙂

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They were all written by Phil Dunphy

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Other.
I think some are intentional, some are not, and some could be shopped.

@VictoriaNotes Sorry Victoria I am having a problem understanding that. To show what I mean I am adding a post.

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Cults sell submission. ...Geebush Geehobah GhostHoles = Islam too. ....BBC TV broadcast a translation of so called First Century Scrolls found in Palestine 18 years ago: " secret nude male only ceremonies" go figure

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Some were intentional; others not, but clueless; others probably photoshopped and some pretty funny.

CS60 Level 7 Jan 31, 2018

Lol. That brings new meaning to innocence

@VictoriaNotes rofl 🙂

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I think these are hysterical. Thank you for sharing. I have never seen them before.

I also think they are not the sharpest knives in the draw.

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LOL, these are hysterical!!

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This is really about titillation! Every newsletter from FFRF has lots of these. These people have so much sin on their mind they miss the sexual connotations every time.

@VictoriaNotes Every one of the pictures/signs in the newsletter are unintentional.

I get a lot of fun out of questions like this!

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Clueless!

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I've seen a few goofy ones ove here too. I think that's what they are.... I people hanging them are nuts...

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I’d say it’s a mix. A little of both.

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Not sure if intentional but funny a/f!

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Those were hilarious!

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To avoid these duel message problems, I have heard it suggested that the proofreaders need to be 13yo boys. If they giggle, there is a problem.

Sounds like a reliable test 🙂

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Maybe they are aware of the double entendres, but are indifferent to them. But signs like that can truly hilarious 🙂 Thanks for the laughs, churches!

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I think a bit of both but some like a "4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees" definitely intentional.

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Bwwwaaaaahhhhaaaa!

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I think it is a great marketing idea. You notice the church, and may stop in to see the organization that created the sign. Probably end up being let down, but at least they got you to notice

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