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So this came up on my FB, and I thought it would be fun here....
Tell me a sentence you could say both during sex and at a family dinner.
Ohhhhhh that looks moist.... wipe that sauce off your mouth.....Do you want more meat?
Your turn 😀

#humour #Dinner #sex
Sacha 7 Feb 3
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Level 8

"Grandpa's choking on it!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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I wish I could like it more than once lol

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Level 8

Well Sacha.... here's one I use to say..

  1. Yummmm... thankyou god...( blessing )
  2. Yummmm... an afternoon delight!
  3. Damn... that smells good!
  4. Ooooooo.... another blond moment.
  5. Mmmmm.... it's hot in here!
  6. Mmmm..... those buns are warm..
  7. Mmmm... I want some of your cookies..
  8. Yummm... I just love the thighs.
  9. Yummm... theres nothing like sucking an egg.
  10. Yumm... smells like sex and candy.

Watch "Sex And Candy" on YouTube

Thankyou so much for putting that song in my head! lol

@Sacha. Well...shucks... your welcome...lol.
8

Level 7

""That was surprisingly good, but a bit salty"

Is it REALLY salty?

@SergeyCornwall Give it a try and tell me what YOU think!
7

Level 8

"My dad used to love this."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 9

Please pass the yams.

2

Level 5

"Um, am I supposed to use my fingers?'
"No way! Do you know how many calories are in that?"
"Dammit, the meat's cold."
"I really shouldn't, but ... It's the weekend!"
"Someone help Grandma find her teeth."
"The dog is watching ... again."

LOL at Grandmas teeth
3

Level 5

Is it sapose to taste like this?

That is a good one.
2

Level 5

And to top things off pass me the chocolate syrup!

2

Level 8

It makes its own sauce.

Self saucing 😀
2

Level 8

“Can I toss your salad?”

Classic.

3

Level 5

After you're finished give your brother some.

This is so wrong on so many levels. lol
1

Level 9

How hot is it? one or two fingers? ...oh three fingers! mouth full? you gonna eat it all? surprise, surprise... didn't you? fingers licking good. I told you I like to eat! Feast your eyes!!!! You are greedy!!! ...save something for later.

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Level 8

I'm not putting that in my mouth

8

Level 9

cum again come again

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Level 8

"Now that's a juicy joint of meat!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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5

Level 8

"How do you get it so crispy...?"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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5

Level 8

"What are these little chewy bits?"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 8

"this is absolutely delicious !"

"my, you're very generous with your portions !"

"I'd like a second helping of THAT, please !"

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Level 8

"OK to give the dog a little bit?"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 8

"Save some for grandma!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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5

Level 8

Good tasting fish.

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Level 8

"Oh no, I've spilled gravy everywhere..."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 6

Would you like a banana?

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Level 8

"Hmm - a bit too much cheese..."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 4

Nice grapefruits!

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