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Ruin a first date in four words.

I saw this on Facebook and since this is (presumably) a dating site I thought I'd ask. "Your place or mine" doesn't count.

EricTrommater 9 Feb 3
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I voted for Trump

We may have a winner.

Those four words ruin a lot more than a first date! LOL

Certainly a deal breaker! LOL!

That would do it for sure.. I would run out the door screaming

29

May I lick you?
My wife is away.
Your mom is hot.
Does this look infected?

TOO funny!!

Hilarious !! still laughing....

24

What would Jesus do?

Sacha Level 7 Feb 4, 2018

Lol, thanks for that one. 🙂

20

Evolution's just a theory

17

Want to get married?

17

Have you found Jesus?

So was Billy Bats.

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

13

"Rohypnol's cheap these days"

13

I'm a Patriots fan.

12

"So, my ex girlfriend..."

10

Oh my you’re fat !

10

How's that yeast infection?

9

"I am an atheist." Tends to do it.

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Oh! you look older than your photo! ...

9

You dressed like that?

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What's that funny smell?

7

My aids is actin up.

6

Do you want pumped?

5

Let's pray before eating.

5

I ate the tacos.

You didnt lewave me any? That WILL ruin.a.date with me.

4

I am an atheist

4

Let go, let god
Let us pray together
Have you found jebus
I pooped my pants
trump is a winner
I smell a farm animal
I am a farm animal
cops! quick let's hide
Let go hide the body
I suck on toes
pp is 3 inches
are you into scat
you are funny lookin
the warts are gone
I fucked your sister
I have no sister

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No sex again, ever.

4

Should this be green

3

New medication is working

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Put lotion in basket

Isn't that right precious?

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