I love it!! Succinct and dare I say it, to the point.
I wish...if only people could take it OUT of themselves as easy!
Is happiness a warm gun?
No, but gun control is hitting your target!
(My first time with a 9mm)
@Rustee Pretty good! At what distance?
@Santanaman9 - Thank you! I don't remember the distance, but it wasn't all that far... I was just learning about my handgun, so my instructor probably had me fairly close to the target!
@Rustee That's good for a short distance. I was curious enough to wonder if longer, perchance, so I had to ask. Keep up the good practices!
What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's ? mouth? (remember this is a joke. Just like the Billboard) answer. Einstein's dick.
I must say, I held my breath as this post loaded, waiting to see some serious gender hate. Instead I lol'd.
Silvereyes,
That is a shocker! I expected a manafesto on the evils of penile intrusions into relstionships. Bravo or Brava. Was this your doing? Or was it found by chance? Please fill us in. Thanks and thanks!
"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.
And then he sets everyone else on fire."
Funny shit. So forking true.I have one and nobody is interested.lol.