All I want is a new pancreas. Can you recommend a gym for that?

I like my body. I would enjoy a tune up of the internals though. Can you arrange for me to have 18 year old libido? ?

I probably would if someone could wave a magic wand. As it is, I can't do any form of exercise (not that I'd want to anyway) so I keep finding the weight that the rest of you lose. So stop it, please.

The damage to this body is all part of my story. I wouldn’t be fully me without it.

Depends on what you're talking about when you say "new body." If you mean changing your body like losing weight and/or gaining muscle, then I've been doing that for the past 2-3 years by going to the gym and eating a healthy diet.

If you mean actually getting a new body like putting my brain into another body, then yes. I would like a new body: something taller, more handsome, full head of hair.

Yes. I would like to know what it is to be a 6 ft euro-male with all the advantages that come with those genetics. I could walk around the urban environment without obnoxious comments yelled from the construction sites, the fear of rape or white supremacist attacks, 25% more pay for the same work, open to employment opportunities that are routinely denied the female gender, not have to worry about pregnancy, blah blah blah. Walk a mile in his shoes.

I have no use for any of that nonsense.
Never have.

Does it have to be a human body? I think I'd quite like to be a crow.

I think about it but I just don’t quite have the discipline and structure to do it right. Although what I have is still working okay but getting a little worn out from a lifetime of athletic endeavors.

I like the word "transform" better. I can't get a new body, no matter how much I would like one, so I'd like to focus on transforming the one I've got.

I've been pretty hopeless about exercising. My mental health issues have sabotaged most of my previous attempts to make healthy changes. But I'm seeing improvement in that lately and I just discovered physical therapy could fix my back problems I've been having for years so I'm feeling really hopeful. I'm doing my PT stretches, walking, and have changed my diet plan. The scale has been stubborn but I'm going more for losing inches over losing pounds anyway. Things look hopeful.

Can I have a new brain? I think I broke this one.

Fitness and diet are huge parts of my lifestyle. I’m pretty satisfied where I am.

I am already doing fitness training. I would happily help others who want to become healthier. Health is the key issue, everything else follows.

Ah man, I thought this was about getting a new body, not about bootcamp....LOL You'll have to carry on without me, not into bootcamps fasting gym etc....

My body is halfway between Chris Hemsworth and Chris Farley, so I’m good.

A few more inches.

13th Jan we go carb free for me, low carb for the rest. We always do dry Jan (makes the most depressing month even worst!) I am going to start yoga but we wait until the 13th so as to not be a stereotype.

I take advice from my daughter who took second place on the 13/10/2018 in the UKBFF.

I suffer from chronic pain and am allergic to drug fixes. I would be happy to just not be exhausted from lack of sleep and pain.

If I could remove about 25 years off my back then I would be interested but ..... Growing old gracefully is a craft that takes time to perfection

I’ve tried it and it didn’t work out very well. ?

Oops, I ran out of prep time for the gym. I guess I'll look up a routine on the gyms app.

I like my little body.

Sure. But it's going to take way more than yoga and diet to fix me. It would take major back surgery. I can't take opiods. So I'll just live with it.

well, i could do without the fibromyalgia, the diabetes, the broken eye tendon and indeed the legal blindness in the affected eye, the cataracts, the asthma, the diastasis rectii and even the gerd, not to mention the lupus that was diagnosed in japan but seems to elude doctors here in the usa. hell, even getting my chronically painful toe back to normal would be cool. the obesity that goes with most of the above is a pain in the everything, and the pain in the everything keeps me overweight. i need to get rid of my ptsd too so i can have the surgery that will probably save me from the suspected cancer too. new body? hell yeah!

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