English and German, proficient. Spanish, everyday things (I live in Spain). French - 2-3 years school knowledge and a little practice in Liége. I also speak bullshit but I really despise it.
I can understand Dutch (but I think everyone can).
And I did try to learn Hebrew a long long time ago in an Israeli Kibbutz. But that is all gone.

English and binary.

2: American English and British English

I work with contractors so I can read redneck.

I speak / read / write two very well...one even perfectly: Spanish and English. I can communicate in Italian and some French.

I am planning to tae lessons -again- in Italian.

4...Portuguese...English...Spanish...Italian... Trying to learn French...

schoolgirl french - I have a friend in france we have never met in person but we both have the same unusual name and we write on Facebook. I can get by clumsily in German have, O level Latin no romans left to converse with sadly.

English and German fluently, Spanish upper intermediate, Latin the tiny bit I remember from school.
Failed attempts so far to learn Farsi (????? ??????), Japanese (I can remember, like, 3 Kanji), and Bulgarian.

You @ScientistV had the advantage of growing up in Holland. I have a 92 you Dutch friend who watches the news each morning swapping between English, French, German, Dutch, Indonesian, Malay, Thai and for his laughs Australian. He recently had great pleasure telling a Malaysian exchange student that the local hospital's nurse in charge of her training and standing next to her was an ignorant red necked moron who would not be employed but for her cunnilingual abilities on the hospital matron. Naturally he told her these facts ts in Malay. Were your parents multilingual speakers in the home? Pardon my ignorant monolingual ability but what is a "shitton more" ?

I speak the queens and I'm not great at that.

I have enough trouble with English.
Although, I can get myself drunk, swear at you, and get myself in trouble, in French, Spanish, and Italian.

English, the Oz equivalent ok
Strine, heaps dinkum
Deutsch, aber nicht seht gut
others I know a phrase or 2 at best

Of course my mother tongue is Sarcasm.