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How would you tell a guy that his fly is open in a party/public?

Aralt 7 Feb 22
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Level 4

My zippers have a mind of their own. However for a woman wanting to strike up a conversation with a man, it's a good pick-up line. But if a man should tell me, I'd probably wonder why he noticed. Personally I have never looked at a man's zipper. Nada, not once.

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Level 9

I can see your di....nevermind.

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Level 9

In school , we learned , "X , Y , Z ," then look away , ( stands for examine your zipper )

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Level 8

Oi! You! Do your flies up, mate. We don't all want to see your dong.

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Level 4

You got a license to sell them hotdogs?

Fbod Level 4 Feb 22, 2018
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Level 3

Following them around discreetly and laughing to myself at other's reactions seems like it'd be more fun ?

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Level 2

Hey, your fly is open.

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Level 7

Simply walk up close enough to quietly tell him. He will appreciate knowing.

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Level 8

Hey dude, zip up.

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Level 9

I use the time old Aussie method and simply ask " Has your budgie gone out for a walk again."

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Level 8

Hey dude, zip up.

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Level 6

If he is a good friend, I would walk to the far end of the bar and loudly shout "Hey,___ your zipper's down." Otherwise I'd say the same thing quietly and up close.

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Level 6

"Your tighty-whiteys are trying to get loose".

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Level 7

You're flying low

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Level 8

Id say " your fly is open"

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Level 9

We used to say "You're flying low". I guess if it were a young guy I'd have to say "Your fly is open" - quietly.

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Level 8

I have done it ... I said quietly : "time to close your pants!"

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Level 8

Hey son, stand to attention.

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Level 3

Hi guy, I know is hot in here but lets not carry this to an extreme

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Level 8

If you're across the room, Point and laugh. Hey your flys down!

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Level 7

You go up and tell them. Because I appreciate directness, I treat others the same way.

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Level 8

ZIPPER UP....? lol

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Level 6

Privately. In a whisper.

Of course, I guess a lot depends on what kind of party it is. 😀

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Level 9

Here in Northern Wisconsin we say, "Buddy, your barn door's open."

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Level 7

Barn door

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