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How would you tell a guy that his fly is open in a party/public?

Aralt 7 Feb 22
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Level 7

"Hey, barn doors open" 😉 usually does the trick. If you want to be classy you can say "your shirt is coming untucked in the front." People generally look down at their belt line when told that in my experience.

@ArashL thanks, I can't take credit though. One of my old college professors taught me that. He was a very classy gentlemen.

@jayneonacobb You can take credit for learning manners though!

I've never found another way of saying "Your blouse is unbuttoned" to a women though?

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Level 8

"XYZ, dude."

Haha! That's what I was going to say but I didn't think anyone would get it!

@ArashL Bingo! You get an "A" 😉
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Level 7

"You're flying close to the wind" is a euphemism used in the UK

You could try, "You might need a much bigger stick if you're planning to play pool around this place."
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Level 8

Hey man, your stuff is hanging out.

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Level 9

That is a good question. I go to a local hot spring and there is an elderly gentleman that always has part of his junk hanging below the hem of his swim shorts. It seems like that is something a guy would notice but he does not seem like a freak in other ways

Had this happen with a friend in a rowboat. I just couldn't say anything because I'd have had to row us back.(And I rowed us out). rofl I guess maybe they don't know?

We'll have to ask the men,
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Level 9

I'd go up to him, and tell him quietly, without attracting any attention.
Or, if I didn't like him, I'd yell "XYZ!!!" across the room.

@TjallTjallOUTLK I must remember that! LOL
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