Well at the moment all of the stock I own.

My marriage license...

A 2000 Pontiac Grand Am. Loved the car but after a few years, it just nickel and dimed me to death. I sunk so much money into that car. Love/hate relationship for sure.

Before we knew that my soulmate's back ache was terminal cancer, we impulsively bought a bed that cost as much as a car, in hopes that it would relieve some of his back pain. He's been gone a year now, and this grieving process is the hardest thing I've ever done. I'll be making payments on that bed for years.

Man thong...never again.

Mexican food in Albuquerque.

Three starving Yorkie puppies stuck in Nigeria with no food. I believed the hoax, lost $600.00 and tried to give them more money to ship them. Western Union said you idiot, there are no puppies. If you won't quit giving them your money, we will.

My second wife...

Real estate education on how to buy & flip. Big bucks, waste of money, as the model was American based, not Canadian.

A 2003 Ford Ranger with 186,000 miles for $4,500. It runs, but there is always something broken.

Clove cigarettes, they were my gateway to regular ones. -_-

Jiffy Pop popcorn for the campfire. Maybe it’s just me, but I think the kernels may have been counterfeit and there just for show, until it became incinerated with everything else....

BMW 750 iL that's a mid life crisis

My old LG V20 phone off of eBay used. I ended up selling it and an ex friend bought me a brand new one to replace the bad one. $460. A free phone for me. He ended up becoming infatuated with me and I now have a restraining order on him from him taking advantage of an at-risk adult. I'm using the phone still.

a subscription to POF

Beets. I could have just grabbed a bowl of dirt out the garden, added blue & red food coloring & called it a day. Waste of perfectly good salt, pepper & butter. To this day I wouldn't smack a dog in the ass with a plate full of beets (southern colloquialism for "it ain't worth a shyte" ).

Fitbit. $150 bucks, it didn't keep accurate time by 30+ minutes, and it registered steps if you sat in a chair and moved your arm. It did nothing for me.

I bought a brand new custom made manufactured home for $80,000 cash. 5 years later everything broke and I sold it for $22,000. I should have bought the Corvette I wanted.

Buying into the American dream..

Signing up to the National Broadband Network in Oz, NBN, is is pretty much compulsory and it is a complete disaster.

A 1981 Chevy Citation.

In 1988, I spent every penny I'd managed to save from Basic Training and my enlistment bonus on an engagement ring and a used car. The ring cost more. I should've spent all the money on a better car.

Listen to former husband and bought a Pinto. Did not catch on fire but engine blew up after 2 months

The Sea Monkeys advertised in the back of that damned Archie Comics.

A 1946 Cadillac hearse that didn't run. It was a great conversation piece though.....