Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!).
It's been raining 40 days and 40 nights, and my sadistic and devious dachshunds will NOT go outside. Potty pads everywhere! Maybe I should pretend they are leaving me little presents instead of, well, you know, shit....
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Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
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Thanks. I needed that!
i don't lie about my age yet but perhaps i will eventually???
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
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I didn't when I was your age. Not until I became single 5 years ago.
I occasionally have to herd three dachshunds and when all else fails, throwing a piece or two of food out the back door will drive them out just because of the intense competition.
Silver1wun
Level 7
Mar 1, 2018
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That's a good idea for the dogs. They should go out, otherwise they aren't really dogs... 
You have dachshunds, too!! and @silver1wun dachshunds don't want to get their paws wet and start shaking at temps under 70
@LIB75002 My kids have three. They have wardrobes.
sandyw1952
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
2
love this. I'm so old I saw the Beatles in concert when I was 12.
I loved your post: "Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!)."
I am a lier about my age. I've told so many lies about my age, I often cannot remember how old I really am. For decades I said I was much older - as a joke on my vain BFF, at first. Then, I became addicted to the line: "WOW - you look marvelous for your age." I was with my mom, once, and a friend admired my mom's youthfulness. Mom annouced her age, with pride. My friend wondered aloud how could I be my age, then? Cat got let out of the bag. Ha. Ha.
On devious dachunds: Our Trinka was a devious little imp. May she rest in peace.
Think of doggie poo as do-dos, not shit. It takes the sting out the process - A propaganda styled reframing - of words, per se. Hope the rain stops, soon.
Fun post. Darling doggies.
JLStucky
Level 3
Mar 1, 2018
2
I have never lied about my age just because it has never been a problem to me. Happy to be 58 in April unfortunately got a long wait for my bus pass tho'
Tiffanny
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
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I can't see the point, my 57th birthday march the 5th
LeighShelton
Level 8
Mar 1, 2018
1
You are a man! That's the point!
so your saying age is only a woman thing perhaps? I can't see the point in worrying because everything ages.
Happy Birthday!
My Husky mix is oblivious to weather, she likes it all.
I never lie about my age although I have a male friend who does. Wait, I did lie to buy booze when I was a teenager. If I found out someone I was dating lied about their age, it would be a problem.
shockwaverider
Level 8
Mar 1, 2018
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