If you had the character of your dog, what would your date or spouse have to look forward to?
If you were like your dog, what would your spouse/date have to put up with? (I.e., sandwich stealing, burst of joy in which you run out of the house running and playing, loyality, love).
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Me flipping around and hitting them with my gigantic j-lo ass lol. That's how my GSD-husky plays. She has a real big butt
LadyAlyxandrea
Level 8
Mar 3, 2018
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I had 2 huskies, I know of what you of speak
Eating anything and everything that falls to the floor, starting physical altercations with anyone larger than I am,stopping to pee on every car tire I pass and licking my genital area in public,private,anywhere really.
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
Mar 3, 2018
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Getting up in the middle of the night to pee - which, come to think of it I do, too... hmmmm... ok, carry on...
JimSherlock1008
Level 5
Mar 3, 2018
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Constant "butt sniffing". I mean like, ALL THE TIME!!! Lol.
JayJackson
Level 7
Mar 3, 2018
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I don’t have a dog, but if you were talking about my cat, she could expect to cuddle up on her lap and purr.
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Mar 3, 2018
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Like my dogI am an affectionate individual. Lovehugs,kisses andmaking love.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Mar 3, 2018
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Being followed wherever she went, I'd have terrible separation anexity when she left. I could be off leash outside and never wander away. Whine when she eating something till she shares.
PickledRick
Level 8
Mar 3, 2018
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Sounds like my pomeranian
@LadyAlyxandrea sounds like my dog with the separation anxiety, my date would have to keep an eye out to make sure I did not get too distracted and wander off aimlessly. If I was off leash and saw a bunny, he would have to chase after me so I did not get lost.
I've dated that guy too.
Unparalleled existential crisis. (I have no dog)
CallMeDave
Level 8
Mar 3, 2018
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If you ever had a dog...or any pet...?
Loneliness (I don't have a dog)
RobertCleary
Level 3
Mar 3, 2018
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I would be very lonely if I did not have my dog. I do not do well without one.
Thank you for this question. I'm giggling like a nut
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
Mar 3, 2018
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There is a reason, my last dog was gone in 1979. My GF, later wife used to say my last dog and me looked at her the same way and she couldn't tell who learned from whom.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Mar 3, 2018
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A wolf
Wynter75
Level 5
Mar 3, 2018
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That was my teen nickname... I was seen chasing girls in the park from tree to tree. I was high okay? I think. They swore only happened during full moon.
@GipsyOfNewSpain. I've the spirit and temperament of the wolf.
@Wynter75 Alright!!!
Slobber. lots of slobber. bad breath and lots of shedding, and eating cat shit, too.
DougRickard
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Sep 27, 2018
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