It has come to my attention that folks here in the South do not fully appreciate the depth of the scene in The Christnas Story where the boy has been double-dog dared to stick his tongue on the flag pole, and is firmly stuck to the pole.
Think it through.... tongue frozen to pole... what is the only way to unfreeze it? Warm water, right? Young boys?
Where could they possibly find warm water on a playground? hmmmm... I wonder....
1
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
2 comments
Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.In the school cafeteria?
AzVixen52
Level 7
Mar 14, 2018
2
I take it this is a purposely naive response? lol
@Dick_Martin I'm never naïve.
They need to be able to squirt very high.
Marine
Level 8
Mar 14, 2018
2
lmao
For the glory of doing it, boys can be pretty imaginative and agile. Picnic tables? Pyramids? empty coke bottles/cans?
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Share this post
Categories
Agnostic does not evaluate or guarantee the accuracy of any content. Read full disclaimer.