Just because I don't believe in "God" doesn't mean I don't believe in keeping things chill, uh, in the parlance of our times. Fuckin' A!
I can now officiate at weddings and funerals, for a small nominal fee, and subvert the totalitarian grasp of Big Box religions for absolutely free.
Note: If you were already planning on creating a cinematically-inspired religion I would also immediately join that one future faith based on Bill and Ted.