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God hates porn?

#porn #god #HAHA
VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24
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"God" loves porn. His fragile ego needs the constant "oh god..oh god...oh god"

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If God hates porn, why do men say "Oooooh, God!!!" while watching it.

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Pmsl fucking pervert

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Wow, this cartoon seems to have garnered some sort of world record number of "likes"!

Now I know that god is dead, because if he watched me having sex, he'd die laughing.

@VictoriaNotes I love that you can admit that. You're freaken awesome. Where do I find someone like you around here? lol

@paul1967 It is just that sex itself is rather absurd really. I'm not saying I don't enjoy sex or like my body or that those who I've had sex with think I'm inept. It's just that we are so obsessed with this bizarre mating ritual that's way better in between one's ears than it really objectively is ... in fact we're the only species that considers it recreational more than procreational and have so much ego invested in being skilled at something that actually requires zero talent. People congratulate a woman on getting pregnant and my inner thought is, "congratulations, you've figured out how to have sex -- so what?"

And then we create for ourselves this all-powerful, all-knowing being and actually imagine that it would care how or when or with whom we engage in sex. That it would be incensed if we do it wrong or maybe pruriently interested that we do it at all. That god wouldn't have much bigger fish to fry. That if he DID look, he wouldn't find it pathetic and amusing.

I'm simply willing to admit god would find me having sex hilarious. I was being polite in not suggesting that he'd be equally amused at ANYONE engaging in it.

@mordant I appreciate your reply, and I agree with most of what you said, and please don't take this as an insult because I'm an off the wall kind of guy myself, but that reply was a bit random. I was replying to @VictoriaNotes willingness to open up to something most women find embarrassing. I rarely see that in people, and it gave me a measure of enjoyment. However, despite that, I found your thoughts about humanities vision of Gods proclivities towards sexuality, fascinating, and I appreciate your willingness to use self-deprecating humor to make your point.

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God hates anything that makes you feel good.

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Level 8

Porn is boring. I hate porn even if God likes it. Snooze!

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Level 7

We had a big Porn Hurts Children homemade billboard next to the local porn shop. I'm sure parents loved driving by and getting asked what porn was and why does it hurt me. It blew down in a big storm one year. Mother Nature doesn't give a shit.

Remi Level 7 Mar 24, 2018
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I have also liked this one:

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?

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I am very Kantian in my Ethics and he comments that if a "Perfect" being (A.K.A. "god" ) existed, said being would just contemplate how perfect it was. The Freudian in me translates that to mean it would just be masturbating all the time!!

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My brother owned a few massage parlors in SoCal back in the 80's. The kind with a guaranteed "Happy Ending". The girls refused to take Mormon clients, said they were "sick".

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Yea, seems to get into their mind too. Isn't that called perverse?

Gert Level 7 Mar 25, 2018
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He hides the truth of his porn addiction along with his gambling addiction.

Book of Job right, lol
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Isn't "God" a virgin? When has he ever had sex? Maybe he hates porn because he can't pop up a boner or something.

Umm, he popped down and banged Mary to get Himself/Jesus born, remember?
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Too funny!

kuali Level 4 Mar 26, 2018
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OMG that is hillarious Thank you for sharing that

Rosh Level 7 Mar 29, 2018
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Not every god Apply
Don't Forget That Islam God is a sex addict god
who sent a pervert as a prophet and gives the men who will follow the right to have 4 womens
So what do think ?

Source:

Muhammad Was a Sex Addict! (God of Islam Love Sex)

Miloo Level 6 Apr 1, 2018
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@VictoriaNotes I Think that the Islam God is the Co-Founder of Brazzers 😀
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Quite true. Then again...according to the holy babble, what doesn't godzilla hate?

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Ha!

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It seems creepy to think some divine entity is watching me screw.

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He akso has his own porn site, " goforthandprocreate.com "

I read that.. 

 Goforthandprocreate

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 Go for the hand and pro, create!

... Just what I first saw. Duh

@njoy_life_2
No problem, was only said jokingly ? Lol

@VAL3941
Yeah, I got that Val. I just was amazed I read it so wrong. And the wrong version sounded sorta perverted, silly me.

@njoy_life_2
We all make mistakes my sweetie ! Lol
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Why wasn't Jesus born in the London UK?
God could not find a wise man or a virgin

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He's the ultimate Peeping Tom. He needs to be stopped.

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Well, by definition, The Almighty controls everything. Including internet porn. So, you know, I think The Big Guy has seen it all before.

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God: What cha doin to that chicken Adam
Adam: Wha..had ..happen was....I felt like chokin it
God: Hhhhmmmm???
Adam: The more I choke it the bigger it gets
God: Well...I got this here doll you might be interested in
Adam: But what about my chicken?
God; The doll with help ya with that..I'll SEE to it

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