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God hates porn?

#porn #god #HAHA
VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24
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Level 8

That's not porn - that's voyeurism.

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Level 8

The Bible does forbid men w/men, but not women w/women; curious how God has the exact same policy as Vivid Video.
~ John Fugelsang

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Level 4

He can't see what I do at night because I'm under the covers!!!!!

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Level 8

In the words of Chris Griffin (Family Guy):

"God's watching me do #2? Oh, man, I'm a sinner and God is a pervert."

Ya, "No 'ucking- it's sinful!"
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Level 3

True lol

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

God is creepy, just like Saint Nick...
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Level 7

Like the Christians say ... he knows and see everything ....past, present, and future!
Then that makes God a Peeping Tom!

Could be why the Roman Catholic church employs so many perverts.
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Level 3

How can God hate porn when his inerrant word contains so much NSFW content?

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Level 9

If he watches everyone have sex and gets annoyed, then he doesn't like porn...

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Level 8

I'd have to look it up to give the correct name of the place.
But it was this church in Texas, with a giant cross out front.
During a storm, the cross was hit by lightning, fell on the church and burned it to the ground.
And with some sweet irony, a video porn shop just across the street was unscathed.

Hey, the xians are the ones that say "The lord works in mysterious ways". lol.

But it is a true story.

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Level 9

Perfect! ?

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Level 8

God created sex. Lol. I like the cute characters.

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Level 9

He really does that? Lol

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Level 8

He/she/it is responsible for sex throughout the ages, the disciples have been fucking us over, in his/hers/its name, since the dawn of time 🙂

ipdg77 Level 8 Mar 24, 2018
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Level 9

And l thought l was just being paranoid when l felt like someone was watching me have sex. It would probably be more interesting for him if l had a partner. I know it would be more interesting for me.

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Level 8

I have to say that the very notion of an omnipresent peep show divinity is hilarious.

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Level 3

I'm safe, unless He is into "solo" action.

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Level 9

Where is the sketch pad? Nothing like a progressive drawing.

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Level 8

Given that all the other mammals "go at it" just like us, that us human mammals were around 100,000 years+ before there was a bible, and that the bible contains parent-child incest, condones bride-price, is full of misogyny, and some its most revered figures had multiple wives, I fail to see how there would be any objection on moral grounds, but only because the sky Don wasn't calling the shots.

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Level 5

"God" loves porn. His fragile ego needs the constant "oh god..oh god...oh god"

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Level 6

If God hates porn, why do men say "Oooooh, God!!!" while watching it.

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Level 8

Pmsl fucking pervert

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Level 4

God hates anything that makes you feel good.

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Level 8

Porn is boring. I hate porn even if God likes it. Snooze!

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Level 7

We had a big Porn Hurts Children homemade billboard next to the local porn shop. I'm sure parents loved driving by and getting asked what porn was and why does it hurt me. It blew down in a big storm one year. Mother Nature doesn't give a shit.

Remi Level 7 Mar 24, 2018
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