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God hates porn?

VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24
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Ha! Not My gawd!

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I have never seen any porn at all; must have led a very sheltered life, I suppose I didn't seek it out.

jacpod Level 8 July 11, 2018

In case you ever become curious.
Pornhub.com

@Anonbene thank s but I have done without ,so far and not really very curious. I like laughing.

You can have a laugh at the acting skills.... and this is an open minded place...download one tonight and see if you like it.

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I like how the guy saying it has a beard and funny hair like that

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How can that which doesn't exist hate anything. Insane concept.

It's humor. Chill out.

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All deities watch everyone have sex...
So does the government and Santa...
Ghosts too.

I prefer to watch people who want to be watched, and are so ok with me watching that they made a movie, so I could watch whenever I want.

Which response is more moral?

Keita Level 5 July 16, 2018
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Haha. Even when I’m alone?....hope he isn’t judgemental over the genres I pick ??

antman Level 7 July 17, 2018

But wait...who was it that got in trouble for spilling seed? Onan?

I've been told Jehovah prefers incest porn...
Shiva prefers interracial porn...
The Flying Spaghetti Monster prefers food porn...
Cthuhlu prefers torture porn...
All depends on the god...

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There would be a lot of peeking through my fingers if I was God. You can't unsee that shit!! ??

I actually went to school with a woman who couldn't enjoy sex because of that image...god looking down on her in such an awful position.

@LucyLoohoo I hope it was her dream to enter a convent.

I certainly wouldn't want to see ME in that position. I'm well aware of what I look like from behind. 😛

@Paul4747 Okay, her on top. LOL

@Diogenes I'm good with that.

@actofdog I used to have a dog who liked to watch. Genuinely CREEPY to look over and see Lulu, looking back!

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Even as a kid I could never fathom how an absolute, infinite, all wise divine deity would care and mind so much about each person's choices... like if they eat meat in eastern, or if you had sex for joy or just to conceive... could never wrap my head around how so many people would think this was appropriate

Because western religions have always tried to restrict sex...too much fun! Should be reserved for makin' dem' baybeees.

You hit the nail on the head- HARD. YES!

@Diogenes
GAWD doesn't care! SERIOUS, AUTHORITATIVE RULES (Glendroa climiic are decdicated to stoppin these FOOLS

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Porn. It's just a label applied to the viewing of procreation. Wouldn't that be how god views it? It's not porn, it's "picturesque procreation" while he sits there rubbing himself. He keeps repeating, "Be fruitful and multiply" so that there will be a constant supply of it. To say that it only objectifies women is one sided and judgmental because as a man I'd be quite upset every time the director said "cut!" Imagine how hard (pun intended) it must be to keep it hard until he says "action" 😉

Saw an interview with a porn actor who talked about that very thing. He said men were always telling him that THEY could be porn stars and he'd respond with ''Really? OK..right now...get hard and stay hard until I tell you to let it go soft. NOW!"

@LucyLoohoo Hi again. I am still alive; and I like looking at an adult female body. I have not the least intention of being pure---- and hypocritical. The idea of war and all that goes with it is REPUGNANT; it sure as hell is all over TV. But Gaaauuud is going to send one to hell for watching sex. Still say why can't it be interesting? Red card for bad acting! Ya, soft/hard, who cares? Boring!

@Diogenes My opinion is....porn's made for men. They like seeing big, hard erections, big breasts on women and acts most women don't fancy. If porn were made for women/BY women, it could be subtle, interesting and even (GASP) have a plot!

@LucyLoohoo Like I have said, "real bad acting". All that gasping and panting- sounds like an advertisement for asthma medication.

@LucyLoohoo It's purposeful. If we wanted a plot then we'd watch the 50 shades series.

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Voyeur!

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Perk of omnipresence. .. just hope he doesn't come off the bench to teach up the true meaning of omnipotence

Teter Level 4 July 31, 2018
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In the words of Chris Griffin (Family Guy):

"God's watching me do #2? Oh, man, I'm a sinner and God is a pervert."

Ya, "No 'ucking- it's sinful!"

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And god hates figs too.

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I have stopped watching porn- the acting is so bad; all the actors must have breathing problems, the way they overdo the panting.

But I can't figure it out. A program may come on TV and before the program starts there is a DIRE warning, "Sexual content and may offend some viewers." When the news comes on there is no warning, and there are scenes of blood and guts all over the place- little children maimed.

Gaud-dude, the dude that fornicated with the so-called Virgin Mary, can send me to his theme park, Hell, for having sex, watching sex--- but he won't get me for 'enjoying murder and the creation of misery'. That would be rather sickening.

A friend grew up in the late 60's in Sweden as his father was an embassy worker. Sweden was and still is very progressive. At that time films like Sleeping Beauty were R rated for violence and spanking was totally outlawed throughout the country, not just public places and schools, but also in people's homes.

@VictoriaNotes Ya, don't know the exact start of gaud inventions, maybe it goes back four thousand years. Sure as hell some weird rules!

@VictoriaNotes The 'invisible one' was a great invention by the godsters. How can a thinking person dismantle something they can't even see? The other gods, made of stones, wood, whatever, can be junked and thrown in the trash.

@VictoriaNotes I had that feeling once with a sigmoidoscopy... never again.

@Paul4747 Well now that I am 110 years old, I have suffered all the indignities, including that one- but I had to look your word up. It's a choice, that, or colon cancer.

@Diogenes Let me rephrase. Never again, while conscious. Full colonoscopy and knocked out is the way to go,

“Viewer advisory warning”...

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God created everything and hates so much of it? Sounds like a classic case of self hating deity. Sad.

Yep

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lol god does not care he is imaginary

@VictoriaNotes not caring or imaginary? LOL

'ALL' gods, male or female, are "imaginary"- and have been invented by humans, for very many thousands of years. And there is no reason that they should no have been relegated to the 'bad humour bin' long ago.

@Diogenes Tru. And they can be SO fun to read about!

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If god had a penis he'd love it.

OF COURSE he has a penis...he made Adam in his image, right?

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Off god and to bible belters. Statistics illustrate more online porn is sold in the bible belt. If those people are secret liberals, they need to vote, because they aren't. So logically, that means they are........ you know the answer.

Right--and I understand more porn is visited in Muslim nations than anywhere else.

@LucyLoohoo it wouldn't surprise me in the nations that don't monitor their internet fully. I was in a bar in Honolulu once and a wealthy "shiek" (I could not verify that for sure) bought 4 rounds for the bar over the course of about 2 hours.

@Beowulfsfriend I've traveled in 8 Muslim nations and have been amazed at the hypocrisy re: women and their ''rights,''...food restrictions...treatment of foreign workers, etc. They're no different than Xtians here. "Do as I say...not as I do!"

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That's one thing that always has confused me supposedly this imaginary God is absolutely perfect and he created the human body in His image and he got everything right except for the foreskin so of course it's crazy people's job to chop that sucker right off

@actofdog I keep hoping for the day when we can move past our own barbarism

He didn’t make the Muslime pussy right either!!

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According to their book, god invented porn when he invented desire and the sexual act necessary for reproduction. Why not just do the deed by a handshake?

Remember futurerama? The one character got pregnant that way.

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I understand that God loves exhibitionist but does prefer some events over others like running around naked in the pews

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Biblically speaking, there's only admonitions against men lying with men. I'm thinking god likes him some girl on girl action. And who could blame him?

So if two or more men have sex together whilst standing or kneeling, that should be ok. A local preacher always uses the King James bible, as Jesus spoke English and thus the words are the literal words of God. Proves God is an Englishman!

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The cartoon pornos are hysterical, by the way, if anyone needs a good laugh.

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Strictly speaking, it's all the work of god and part of his plan. Either that, or this god stuff is all total bollocks!

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He should watch porn directed by women.

Hadn't considered that...wonder how many female porn directors are working?

@LucyLoohoo Probably more than you would expect have moved around to behind the camera after working in front of it.

@Astrojcm Interesting. Penny Marshall did the same thing. I've always thought it would be interesting to see porn made by women FOR women!

Women make the best porn ever.

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