God hates porn?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Really? because adult male otters will steal baby harbour seal pups and rape them until they die.
JeffMesser
Level 8
Mar 24, 2018
3
I swear they told me they were 18.
I could definitely think God would be all for porn, especially normal porn, so nothing involving torture and beating each other up before you do it
ScienceBill72
Level 7
Mar 24, 2018
2
Well yes thats true if it was written by a God??
Wow - this gives a new significance to the second coming! Ewww, Pat Robertson and Jimmy Swaggert doing the deed - together? You know, it just occured to me that God committed suicide - maybe he can create porn so bad, even he doesn't want to watch it.
jeffy
Level 7
Mar 24, 2018
5
Jnei:
What's white and flies across the sky?
The Cumming Of The Lord.
(I thought this was hilarious when I was 13.)
@pepperjones I never thought of that
god committing suicide - i like the theory ... & then he/she/it gets punished for this mortal (!) sin in eternal purgatory or what?
@walklightly Just had a stray thought - just before I read this post, it occurred to me the crucifixion was fundamentally a suicide. So my twisted mind synthesized God watching porn with an alternative motive - other than he died for our sins. Basically, he couldn't stand us anymore and wanted to get the fuck out? Seems more plausible 
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Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
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They don't want God to think they're dancing.
ImmortalVegan
Level 4
Mar 24, 2018
42
God created sex. Lol. I like the cute characters.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Mar 24, 2018
9
I am not so sure that evangelicals are that opposed to porn. I mean they aren't vocal about it. But I recall someone who was born again and again giving in to lustful feelings periodically or should I say frequently. Each time she did, she went back to a bible meeting and got saved again. As I recall when the PTL (aka Jim and Tammie Baker) was still going, they advocated that sexual activity was healthy and that christians should be partaking of it. Of course Jim ended up taking too much of his own advice.
lbusche
Level 7
Mar 24, 2018
6
@Bierbasstard That is too funny. Why didn't I ever think of that
Yes, Rev. Jim Bakker enjoyed Jessica Hawn, after slipping a mickey into her drink to "persuade" her to give him pleasure. He also had other woman. Do as I say, not as I do, if you do as I do, I'll punish you!
This hypothetical God hypothetically made sex AND sex drive. "He" programmed most men to be easily stimulated by visual imagery. I wonder why "he" set men up to sin like that. Hmm...
MikeInBatonRouge
Level 8
Mar 24, 2018
10
God damn it I'm so horny all the time. Sorry God, didn't mean to blaspheme over how you made me.
@JustChris I think God needs to check out the variety of porn available online. Every weirdo has a choice nowadays.
Yes, Mike, but it's a two-way street. Ever see a female macaque in heat. She parades herself with raised rump in front of the nearing group of males and they act like college kids at a football game when their team scores a touchdown. Human ladies are menstrual, but the rest of the mammal world is estival. That's even worse.
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