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Would you dare to have sex in a church?

Lol. It's on my Bucket List.

#church #sex
Sarahroo29 8 Mar 29
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Level 2

No, because there is no way I'd be in a church lol

Lol.
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Level 2

Without a second thought

Me too.
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Level 7

Sure, let's go.

Lol.
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Level 7

Well, I don't go to church, but I can't speak for the priests and alter boys.

Right.
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Level 7

I had sex in a church playground... Does that count? And it wasn't really a playground kids used, it was more where all the addicts hung out so I don't really feel bad

Byrd Level 7 Mar 29, 2018
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Level 7

Those pews are uncomfortable to sit on. I can't imagine trying to enjoy sex on one of them. They are narrow and hard. I'm too old for the floor, even on a rug. When I was young, skinny, and agile, it would be a different story. It doesn't matter to me what you call a building, but I do like a modicum of comfort.

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Level 9

I can think of a lot more comfortable places...

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Level 8

Been there, done that.

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Level 9

during the service?

We didn't think of that at the time.

@Wildgreens you mean like it was happening and you didnt notice?
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Level 7

Done it. Add a confessional to the bucket list. Those are fun when the service is going on.

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Level 6

As a young hot non-delusional it was one of my biggest fantasies. Right on the freakin alter!

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Level 9

Would, and have. It's really not that hard to do.
The confessional booths are empty most of the time.

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Level 8

When was sixteen, a girl I knew, took me into a Catholic Shrine, and seduced me on the stairs leading up into the belltower. Right under a picture of JC himself! Boy, did his face get fogged up!

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Level 7

Yes.

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Level 7

Where in the heck have you been?! Welcome back! 🙂

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Level 7

That's the best place to have sex!

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Level 7

Aww - you guys make my skinny dipping look lame. Guess I'll have to try that in a baptismal pool 😀

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Level 9

Churches are a waste of time and energy. Can think of better places to have sex

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Level 8

Yes

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Level 3

Already have. My gf at the time and I used to hop over the fence and go to town in the grave yard. We even snuck in to the vestibule.

I've had graveyard sex a couple of times. It was the late 80s, we we're in high school and she was goth
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Level 4

When I was a teenager, my gf at the time and I would ditch church to have sex. If we could have found a way to do it we probably would have.

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Level 7

I received oral sex in a church parking lot once. Does that count? I have no problem with it.

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Level 6

I wouldn't be interested. There are far better places to have sex I think...

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Level 2

Only reason is to.

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Level 6

Yeah, college roommates made the school's empty chapel one night convenient.... we were nervous we'd get in trouble by the earthly humans, not by anything supernatural.

Holli Level 6 June 20, 2018
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