yeah, bigoted clergy have nothing at all to do with falling church marriage numbers, it could not be that nice folks don't want these horrendous homophobes to conduct their weddings?

Oh for fuck sake. I find now that I’m reduced to rank cursing. Dammit.
I’m bisexual, so I really wish I could summon my LGBT powers and smite the fuck out of every one of these homophobic yahoo bigots. Tornado, hurricane, flood, lighting...I’m not picky, as long as it LOOKS like an act of ‘god’. That would cheer me up considerably.

Right!?

I mean, I was all ready to marry the woman of my dreams, my split apart, my one, the future mother of my children, my soul mate...the only one in my dreams...BUT...

the thought of the homosexuals just ruined the whole thing for me...

Evidently, this "Pastor" doesn't know history. Marriage traditions were already "cheapened" with ignorance. From "evil spirits", future mother-in-laws, exes, and everyone making sure the woman is a virgin, to making sure she was penetrated after.

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