IMHO, the only 'Badge of anything Humpty Dumpty Trumpty richly deserves is the Royal Order of the D.F.C.B. E. ( Don't Fucking Come Back EVER.).
IF any sperm EVER deserved to have been swallowed it WAS most definitely the one that fertilized the Ovum he developed from.

He appears in competition with himself to make idiotic statements topping all previous! Yet ... there are those within the nation willing to hand it over for another four years

Fits in with the religious idea of persecution : his loyal followers believe what ever he says ; he can do no wrong.

What's even worse are his followers.