Donald Trump dies and finds himself standing before god along with all of the other US Presidents, one by one god judges them
When Lincoln stands before god, the almighty says
"Well done thou good and faithful servant, hence forth you shall sit at my left hand as reward for your wisdom"
When Carter comes before god he says
"Well done thou good and faithful servant, hence forth you shall sit at my feet as reward for your compassion"
When Obama stand before the throne god says
""Well done thou good and faithful servant, hence forth you shall sit at my right hand as reward for your patience"
The it comes Trumps turn to approach and before god can speak Trump calls out
"Hey I'm President Trump, who is the bearded old fart sitting in my chair?"