LINK Catholic Bishop Will Spray Holy Water from Helicopter Over City to Defeat Devil | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
A Catholic bishop, full of ideas, will borrow a helicopter and spray his city with holy water on July 14 in order to cleanse it from all the demons.
This is nto a new idea. This kind of thing has been done before.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Guess he didn't think about the demons hiding indoors when he sprays?
xenoview
Level 8
June 29, 2020
3
I would settle for your first four words.
That doesn’t seem very godly. Shouldn’t an angel be wafting it up above the city?
Gatovicolo
Level 8
June 29, 2020
1
Hmmmmm, a Catholic Bishop flying over a city in a helicopter? Sounds like defeating evil would be better accomplished with a Stinger missile rather than with Holy Water.
Observer-Effect
Level 7
June 29, 2020
2
Maybe the evil drug dealers will shoot back. They may even have a spare missile or two lying about.
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
June 29, 2020
1
I think he should bless the water in a fire hose and spray em down. That would be more fun
thinkwithme
Level 7
June 29, 2020
3
What's he waiting for??
Switchcraft
Level 7
June 29, 2020
2
He has to make sure enough people have time to raise money to support him. It would be totally stupid to just do it and then tell people what you did and that it did not work.
I was raised r.c. and spent many years as one. I never understood the holy water thing or worship of the virgin Mary or many other odd r.c. practices. But still I was very attached to my catholicism. Later I tried nearly all the other denominations. Eventually I gave up and became an atheist because I decided I didn't want to go to heaven because there I wouldn't be able to be myself, it would be hell for me.
Theresa_N
Level 8
June 29, 2020
6
Any chance he might fall out of the helicopter?
AnneWimsey
Level 9
June 29, 2020
3
We can only but HOPE, can't we?
Water is holey, oxygen bubbles make it holey. Lol
The fucking idiots... i have no clue what holy is...misspelling???? Lol i think there are a lot of airheads involved with these religious nutcakes, i mean look at the drivel leaking out all over, is brain soup the answer??
Lol
HerbertNewsam
Level 6
June 29, 2020
3
Holy aerial bombardment, Batman! What next? Using a crop duster as a censer to dispense the incense? Using a blimp with loudspeakers to blast out an exorcist's incantations? What the hell century is this anyway?
p-nullifidian
Level 8
June 29, 2020
6
My gast has been flabbered by His Holy Stupidity.
anglophone
Level 9
June 29, 2020
4
Quite right. Every little helps!
Geoffrey51
Level 8
June 29, 2020
3
Yep, and that's what the little old Lady said when she peed in the sea.
Think of the cost for the fuel used in that helicopter, and the salary paid to the pilot, and how that money could have been used to feed a hungry child or family. Instead it is wasted on a futile gesture that has no value and does nothing.
noworry28
Level 8
June 29, 2020
5
@creative51 You are right. What was I thinking? 
And when the pandemic and crime continues?
Mofo1953
Level 9
June 29, 2020
2
When acts as this fail, it is because those who had the most to benefit were either not strong enough, were just enough, but dog is giving them more time to make a better effort, or the evil of the area is too strong, too many gays, too much, abortion, or prayer is not allowed in schools.
@dalefvictor in other words, more bullshit.
This is going to work! It's so stupid Satan will never see it coming.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
June 29, 2020
3
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