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Can a Brick be funny ?

. . . you asked for it ๐Ÿ™‚ -- a brick joke :

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you canโ€™t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because Heโ€™s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher๐Ÿ˜•he drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

FearlessFly 9 Aug 13
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That makes me remember a much longer version, but unfortunately the search engine dice arenโ€™t playing today.
So instead i offer a link to more jungle jokes ๐Ÿ˜‰ [upjoke.com]

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