What has she done to deserve it? She's a 'trophy wife,' plain and simple. A statue. She won't even hold his hand.

I'll shoot Melanoma, with my camera, if she's nude and kissing Ivanka.

Fake boobs!

Yes, this is much more important than the pandemic. I can see why it's been occupying his thoughts to such a great degree.

EDIT: Okay, I read his tweet. "Greatest" First Lady "of all time"? Married to the biggest ego of all time, is more like it.

Maybe the reason they don't give her cover shoots is- and I know this sounds bad, but still- because she looks like a cheap mail-order bride. You know, the ones you get from the Personals ads and they turn out to be an Eastern European hooker.

Ohhhh, wait......

I heard Hustler offered her a cover shoot!