Hahaha! Best story ever.
Hoping Billy Cat is getting routine vet care vax for heartworms feLuke and the best organic food and stays out of streets unINJURED by motorists
One of my cats vanished once (eventually found, happy ending,) but searching for him found several neighbors who were like "Oh, we thought he was a stray, he drops by for food regularly." Lying little ingrate, lol.
That's how we got a cat once. She decided she liked our food more. I told the kids not to feed her but then it was too late.