Conservative churches are not handling the new presidency well. But rather than complain about the executive orders that go against their deeply held beliefs — Prioritizing climate change! Bringing refugee families back together! Strengthening women’s health care! — Pastor Steve Swofford of First Baptist Church in Rockwall, Texas is taking the insult comic approach:

Now we’re gonna have a newly elected, cognitively dysfunctional president. And what if something happens to him? Then Jezebel has to take over. Jezebel Harris, isn’t that her name?