Oh, time for something serious: A cat toilet.

This is for all you cat lovers out there, like me, who would much prefer to have their favourite Felix enjoy the comforts of an electric WIFI toilet. Gone with that horrible stinking tray! Technology to the rescue.

Any takers here?

By the way, I doubt my late and much missed puddy tat, now in cat heaven, (yes, there is one ) would have gone anywhere near this ugly monstrosity, being a street girl, and preferring the garden herself, don't you know.

Someone shoot me; I'm in the 21st Century.