Just went outside to take Breakfast to the 'Feathered Hordes' and got confronted by 'you know who' telling me that he "has a knife, knows how to use it and will kill me IF I keep on feeding the birds."
Yes, I know it is an ACTUAL Threat of Violence, etc, and have reported it since it was captured on Security System which has both video and audio recording as well.
But I stood there, looked him directly in the eyes and replied, " Go for it, but remember I have a very BIG Chainsaw and I know exactly how to use it most effectively, is your little knife longer than my chainsaw?"