Native Americans used some of dance to get it to rain and that didn't work. So let the Utah governor knock himself out with prayer.

Come and see the great Utah drought. Make sure to bring your wives....

Stupid ass mormons

Why I won't live there

Did he at least wait for the meteorological forecast to predict thunder storms before making this statement?

Good luck with that.

Maybe a good old mass rain dance could do the job? Or all the good Christian families sacrificing their first born? Or maybe a few virgins drained of their blood? These are only a few steps back from what he is trying.

They tried something similar in Texas when they had a long drought about ten or so years ago. It didn't work.

If that does not work, next will be a virgin sacrifice for the dear lord.

Yes, god will change the weather just for you but you have to get his attention by doing a little dance. Maybe hire a rainmaker.

Yea…….too much jerking off grows hair on your palms too!!

Consuming too much alcohol grows breast on men!!

Marijuana turns its users into raging psychopaths!!

What’s next? They saw pigs and monkeys fly?

With that and their magical underwear, how can it miss!

Rainmaking, Oh for fuck sake, how much privative magical thinking are these savages willing to descend in to?
What next burning heretic and virgins in Temple Square SLC to appease the vengeful displeased Yahweh?

MInd you you would be hard pressed to find an "Actual" adult virgin in Utah, who had not found a work around to keep his or her temple recommend.

Faithfools doing stupid crap again.