It is funny...haha! It kind of makes me think of what I'd consider a 10-Commandments for so-called patriotic christians. What "WE" do, and what "WE" don't do. In America, "We the People" are not forced to engage in groupthink; we have the freedom to make our own choices individually and collectively. Unfortunately they've chosen to engage in a scavenger hunt looking for Jesus, because they can't find Pokemon...lol.
Forgive them for they do not know what they are doing.
But why just Jesus? Can Mohammed, Zaratrushta, Moses, Krishna or Buddha be alternatives? Also as white supremacists, they should not like Jesus, Krishna or Mohammed. They were black.
You have a good point, though wasn't it Christians who started Halloween to ward of evil spirits? I don't know if that is true or not.
I wonder if they tell their church that tithing is a handout.
When is satan's day? Never heard of it.
The word "socialist" scares Republicans. They add "satanic" to increase fear.
How did a prophet who preached love and inclusion ever inspire this kind of hatred and exclusion? Especially hating on kids and an innocent children's holiday? And I guess they are advocating a return to child labor? There's also a lot of self loathing, one can't carry this kind of hateful baggage in one's head without collateral damage. Funny and sad at the same time.