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Let's never forget that Christmas is more than presents and decorations, it's the time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Born to a married woman who was still a virgin after she was magically impregnated by GOD without her knowledge or consent. It's the most beautiful story of marital impotence and supernatural rape ever told.

I know the bible is full of ridiculous clams but a married woman who was still a virgin??? Didn't these two go on a honeymoon, or have an anniversary, or even just an afternoon quickie once in a while?

The bible is such a silly book.

Sgt_Spanky 8 Dec 23
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I wonder if Joe ever wondered why 3 guys showed up as his place with a bunch of gifts right after his wife gave birth to a baby. Too bad there wasn't DNA tests back then.

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Yes, and that is precisely why I do not Buy Bull. 🙂

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No they were not married, they were betrothed.

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Mary was a reptilian and simply invoked her right to parthenogenesis.

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Joseph was old in the days before Viagra. 🙂

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