I won't identify the poet since I haven't talked with her about posting something.
I'm delighted that the she plans to write one poem per month from now on.

This first one is a gem, isn't it?

PERSONALS

Look what I found
In a random sampling of
Literary, college, university
And other assorted magazines

Chirpy divorced romantic
Denver, CO area
Looking for male companion
Hairy chest preferred

NYC octogenarian male
All systems still working
Looking for perky partner
Any color/sex/age will do

Male Yankee – MA
Come romp with me
On Martha’s Vineyard
BYOB

Main Line Philly debutante
Always a bridesmaid, never …
Substantial dowry and
Substantial body

Southern Belle – Atlanta
Looking for her own Rhett
Millionaire preferred
Send financials to Daddy

Microsoft executive Seattle
If you want a nerdy buddy
Look no more ladies
Check my algorithms

Black singer– New Orleans
French, Caribbean. Nigerian mix
Wants male pianist
For gigs on cruise ship

Pistol packing momma - Dallas
Looking for NRA straight shooter
Must own automatic weapons
Ex military preferred

LAPD detective- drugs
Seeks Hollywood star
For undercover and
Under the covers gigs

Tacoma cat owner
19 at last count
If you don’t mind kitty litter
You’re the guy for me

Toledo undertaker
Seeks sober wife
Those who smile
Need not apply

Kansas City minister of
Paradise Mega Church
Come join my other wives
Bring God to the prairies

I’m Sitting Black Feather
A Lakota in the Dakotas
Looking for bareback squaw
For bareback rides on the res.