I think about all those morons giving their stuff to ths church and saying they want need it in heaven. Let the dead bury the dead... geeze!
I told God to fuck himself today, so I knew I was safe from it.
Lol...
Don't feel bad. Jesus didn't take me either
And you probably know more about the bible then the believers...
Well technically don't they have until midnight? Although by now it is midnight somewhere. Yeah, I've got too much work to do, the rapture is going to have to wait a bit.
Lol...
Here is some good comedy from The Thinking Atheist called After The Rapture. He made it as a reaction to Harold Camping's prediction:
That is just hilarious & great! I watch & subscribe to his 'channel' but never saw this! Just priceless!
I was also hoping that through some stroke of luck there would be a lot less of those morons around after today, no such luck.
What? You missed it?? Shit.... I'm SO sorry, man. We were all there! It was the fuckin' bomb holmes!! The joint was kickin' harder than a sensei.
Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd reunited and co-headlined the mainstage. The Who was the opening act. There was free weed for all and I personally did dabs with Jesus and the Virgin Mary.
It's amazing...no matter how many times people claim they know when the rapture is, and are proven wrong, religious nuts-trained to check their brains at the church door-believe them.