Yes

I kind of went off in a different direction re the question. So, being faced with 'God' or some of God's HIgher Spiritual representatives, I'm sure we'd talk about how this last lifetime played out for me and what's next on the agenda...and a lot more. My understanding of the 'afterlife' is that's just life continuing where you learn more, rest, enjoy, refresh as you get ready for your next adventure...

Wtf dude!!??

wow.....I'm glad that's over with!!! I was afraid you were gonna be a chicken!!! Whoa.....we would have been screwed!!! Man, I love KFC!!!

Prove It.

Hey, there! Well, surprise me. Despite my nonbelief, I hope you think I did a good job being a good human in my life. I certainly tried.

I like both your answer and Stephen Fry's, but I would probably say that no matter how much you claim to be God, I know that you can't be. No God would ever create a world like this, let alone the Hell that you seem to enjoy sending your creation to for the simple act of not believing in nonsensical mythology. So, stop lying.

I won't be faced with God.

I'd go "fuck you for not making me pretty"

Nice to make your acquaintance.

I just watched the Visio of Steven fry answer..he was to easy on God. Imho

Why did you make it so impossible to believe in you . Why would you make me smart enough to question your bull shit infalibe book. If you knew all along how it would all end what was the point,why did so many suffer. Why do you need to be worshiped so much that I go to hell if I refuse or can't. And where is the door!

He/She created poverty and rape so I would just give him/her the finger.

It would go something like this

'Well fuck me you are real!'

I would want to know where all my dogs and pets were, where are you hiding the prostitutes and virgins, where is the wine, what the fuck is for dinner?

Great question! Maybe, "It was nothing personal, there were just too many holes in your story."

Why did you allow people, especially children to suffer from those horrible diseases which you created?

Well, I'll be damned.

My Bad!!!!!

I'd dismiss it as a weird dream and go.back to sleep

O my god what a bad dream

Sigh................Glad for the thoughtful and humorous answers.

Not at all glad for the people who find it necessary to splice the f%ck out of questions. It's a hypothetical question y'all!

I don't believe in ANYTHING supernatural, AND I don't see the point in reminding everybody here of that as a response to so many PRETEND questions.

What is this thing? It isn't a thing. Its not even about evidence or making sense. It doesn't even get that much of a response. To me its like saying what would you do if you met a fairy godmother, it ain't happening, there isn't one so there is absolutely no point. As for all the shite its all just random chance. A baby dies a horrible death or a complete gobshite wins the lottery. There is no rhyme or reason, just enjoy that we have each other and we have today.

I would say "Where have you been and where were you when I needed you"
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I would punch hIm on the nose for gIvIng me a mIserable tIme.