Which one?

And why are you using a male pronoun?

Let me guess.

You also see him as "White" and "Gentile"

On edit - Fry's answer was excellent. I have answered very similar to that when some evangelic type keeps pushing the issue because they think they are going to cause me to have a "come to Jesus moment."

That type of answer will generally shut them down. .

Take me to the bar dude I hope there is pole dancers

Were Flying Cockroaches Really Necessary!

Wtf did you do that for?

Him?

I don't understand the question. I'll be dead.

"Oi God, you do not exist." {and I'd kick him in the shin & storm off.

How could you make something so beautiful and mix in so much ugliness on purpose! Free will doesn’t mean you couldn’t at least give us all the information available (you’re existence) instead of playing a game of vanity.

F.ck off spook.

OK, you evil creep, what's with all the threatening people with eternal torture stuff? And why don't you make peace & love prevail in the world? What kind of twisted sadist are you?

"No shit?"

I'd say "You're a real funny guy, aren't ya?"

You must first prove there are god/s before this question can be asked. ?

Well would u need to say anything? He already knows it all.

I'd probably be like smoke dog in the movie Friday. When God come around I be quiet, but when he leaves, I be talking again. I would think that the the cluster f*ck of a god that's described in the Bible is a complete idiot. He'd be easy to fool to stay out of hell and to work on that possible heaven take over!

So you are the christ, yes the great jesus christ , prove to me your no fool, walk across my swimming pool

You cannot go against nature,
Because when you do...Go against nature,
That’s part of nature, too.

• Love & Rockets

Oops... ???

HOLLY FUCKers!!! IT never seen plausible.

Was it the passion of the Jews in heaven or the Morons, !,$#&@#, rivers of lava, SCREAM!!!, Cry,.. cry, freaking HOT down here. I mean Mormons.

Well hell,.... O shit... LMAO

I can't see you. My eyes are down there rotting in my decomposing body. I can't believe in you. My heart is no longer pumping blood into my brain. I can't talk to you. The cat's got my tongue.

Oh, hey... can I get a LG thin crust pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, black olives, onions and jalapeños pizza...to go!!

"So you are real. Imagine that. Too bad so many in the human race misunderstand, misrepresent, or misquote you. You've done a great job giving them the tools they need, but they still can't seem to get it just right. It will be interesting to see where they end up." Lol

What is the point of life?

what does religion mean to you?

Lucy, you’ve got some esplaining to do