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there are so many signs nowadays and nobody pays attention to any of them

How do you think Trump got elected?

I met intimidated by people who have jobs where they have to be good writers. I always fear that I am not doing something correctly. I try.

Yeah. I can see that. On the flip side, I would be as diplomatic as possible and order a cola, the subtext being that I don't care what brand. Most folks won't leave it at that. They'll announce the brand seeking, I guess, further clarification. Minor time-waster but I feel like I'm being corrected.

Now that I think about it, if RC was the brand in question I would be glad they told me.

"Your" when they mean "you're" is so ubiquitous that it hurts. On public signs...everywhere.

Your and you're, their and they're, would /could/should, and of course, the Oxford comma. And let us not forget irregardless, regardless of what they mean. I didn't use apostrophes until my late twenties, and I still gris my zéros, sevens, and Zs....
But what really gets me is people that avoid reading and expect you to it...May be they can't read, have dyslexia (as I have), or are just too lazy to read.... But our brains are wired for language at birth, so why do we shirk such a beautiful gift? Because technology has numbed us, Imnsho....

I agree with you but until we start re-investing in public education in this country or you move to another country you might want to consider a different job? I'm definitely not trying to be a smart ass but a better paying job with good benefits makes up for putting up with a lot of crap

Sometimes I want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them while yelling “What’s the heck is your problem “:

Your to funny...

Hmmm.... ok.

Isn't working in the service industry fun? You had better find a new occupation before you kill someone.