The story we know of Jesus wasn't even written at the time his disciples lived. It was all made of whole cloth after the fact. These supposed disciples didn't yet know the lie that was written down long after they had passed into oblivion.
The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of an apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision, and credulity believe.
Thomas Paine
The supposed writings of the disciples (the actually words are "according to" ) weren't actually written down until 8- to 120 years after his death. At that time most were illiterate. There were no schools and writing material was rare. Even emperors had scribes. Everything was oral history and repeated and translated many times. This bit of obfuscation is just that, something that throws people off the track of fact. Also, people were crucified for a reason and almost never taken down. Even if they were crypts were very scarce and only the wealthy had them and no one would give up something like this for a common criminal. BS on top of more BS.
Wasn’t the first written account like 60 years later?
Or 70, on story mentions the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem.